What Jesse said.
Now if it were a Spock mask...
Zoe: Nobody's saying that, sir. Wash: Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
le nubian - May 25, 2012 6:14:48 am PDT #6630 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Jessica - May 25, 2012 6:15:00 am PDT #6631 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think you people should get your own friends with weird sex things in their past and ask THEM about it.
le nubian - May 25, 2012 6:25:18 am PDT #6632 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
where is the fun in that, Jessica?
tommyrot - May 25, 2012 6:27:29 am PDT #6633 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And some of us don't have friends with weird sex things in their past.
eta: Except the friend who had sex with a doorknob.
Steph L. - May 25, 2012 6:33:20 am PDT #6634 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Except the friend who had sex with a doorknob.
I'ma say that qualifies.
§ ita § - May 25, 2012 6:34:16 am PDT #6635 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think you people should get your own friends with weird sex things in their past and ask THEM about it.
I GAVE YOU GUYS A CANNIBAL, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, AND A MAN WHO ORGASMED WITH A SNAKE IN HIS BED. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
I can see how you could get really attached to them and start to think it's a civil-rights violation when they can't go in the restaurant with you
I will never understand this, on the other hand.
It would have to be a really good mask to be attractive.
I dunno. Kurn is really hot.
Amy - May 25, 2012 6:36:43 am PDT #6636 of 30001
Because books.
I don't want to know anything about my friends' sex lives, actually.
My parents' "anipal" is here, currently having a nervous breakdown because he's sure THEY WILL NEVER RETURN, and one of the cats is having a breakdown because the dog is here.
I think I may go away for the weekend.
Ginger - May 25, 2012 6:40:03 am PDT #6637 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
A friend of mine had an ex who would only have sex while wearing a Klingon mask.
When the second round of Star Wars movies came out, Darth Maul was on everything, including boxers. I kept wondering how I would feel if, in a passionate moment, I was suddenly staring at Darth Maul's face.
Except the friend who had sex with a doorknob.
And the doorknob didn't call, it didn't write, it didn't text. It could have at least sent flowers.
Jesse - May 25, 2012 6:40:09 am PDT #6638 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I dunno. Kurn is really hot.
For some reason, Elvis was the first attractive person I could think of, who might have a range of masks: [link]
I don't want to know anything about my friends' sex lives, actually.
This. I am really glad I don't actually know if any of my friends have situations like this going on.... Although I wouldn't mind knowing it after the fact.
My parents' "anipal" is here, currently having a nervous breakdown because he's sure THEY WILL NEVER RETURN, and one of the cats is having a breakdown because the dog is here.
Aw, cats and dogs living together!
tommyrot - May 25, 2012 6:41:08 am PDT #6639 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Except the friend who had sex with a doorknob.
I'ma say that qualifies.
Well, as I never tire of saying, a doorknob is not a Klingon mask or a cannibal or a snake.