I dunno. Kurn is really hot.
For some reason, Elvis was the first attractive person I could think of, who might have a range of masks: [link]
I don't want to know anything about my friends' sex lives, actually.
This. I am really glad I don't actually know if any of my friends have situations like this going on.... Although I wouldn't mind knowing it after the fact.
My parents' "anipal" is here, currently having a nervous breakdown because he's sure THEY WILL NEVER RETURN, and one of the cats is having a breakdown because the dog is here.
Aw, cats and dogs living together!
Except the friend who had sex with a doorknob.
I'ma say that qualifies.
Well, as I never tire of saying, a doorknob is not a Klingon mask or a cannibal or a snake.
I GAVE YOU GUYS A CANNIBAL, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, AND A MAN WHO ORGASMED WITH A SNAKE IN HIS BED. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
It's not a question I've ever given that much thought, but I feel confident saying: not that.
eta: Except the friend who had sex with a doorknob.
Brass or brushed steel? ANY doorknob, or a specific door?
NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS.
I hope the doorknob said yes first.
Interior or exterior doorknob? What room did it open to/from? Was that part of the rationale?
Male or female friend?
I think that would speak to how, no?
One last that on fur babies, it's too reminiscent of tar babies which... I just... can't.
