Except the friend who had sex with a doorknob.
I'ma say that qualifies.
Well, as I never tire of saying, a doorknob is not a Klingon mask or a cannibal or a snake.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 25, 2012 6:41:08 am PDT #6639 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
billytea - May 25, 2012 6:41:36 am PDT #6640 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I GAVE YOU GUYS A CANNIBAL, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, AND A MAN WHO ORGASMED WITH A SNAKE IN HIS BED. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
It's not a question I've ever given that much thought, but I feel confident saying: not that.
Jessica - May 25, 2012 6:49:18 am PDT #6641 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
eta: Except the friend who had sex with a doorknob.
Brass or brushed steel? ANY doorknob, or a specific door?
NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS.
flea - May 25, 2012 6:50:22 am PDT #6642 of 30001
information libertarian
Bwah!
Amy - May 25, 2012 6:50:37 am PDT #6643 of 30001
Because books.
I hope the doorknob said yes first.
meara - May 25, 2012 6:54:03 am PDT #6644 of 30001
Interior or exterior doorknob? What room did it open to/from? Was that part of the rationale?
Sophia Brooks - May 25, 2012 6:55:50 am PDT #6645 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Also, how?
Jesse - May 25, 2012 6:56:54 am PDT #6646 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Male or female friend?
I think that would speak to how, no?
Kat - May 25, 2012 6:56:57 am PDT #6647 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
One last that on fur babies, it's too reminiscent of tar babies which... I just... can't.
le nubian - May 25, 2012 6:57:34 am PDT #6648 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
gives new meaning to bedknobs and broomsticks, I'll tell you.