I GAVE YOU GUYS A CANNIBAL, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, AND A MAN WHO ORGASMED WITH A SNAKE IN HIS BED. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
It's not a question I've ever given that much thought, but I feel confident saying: not that.
This must be what going mad feels like.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - May 25, 2012 6:41:36 am PDT #6640 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Jessica - May 25, 2012 6:49:18 am PDT #6641 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
eta: Except the friend who had sex with a doorknob.
Brass or brushed steel? ANY doorknob, or a specific door?
NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS.
flea - May 25, 2012 6:50:22 am PDT #6642 of 30001
information libertarian
Bwah!
Amy - May 25, 2012 6:50:37 am PDT #6643 of 30001
Because books.
I hope the doorknob said yes first.
meara - May 25, 2012 6:54:03 am PDT #6644 of 30001
Interior or exterior doorknob? What room did it open to/from? Was that part of the rationale?
Sophia Brooks - May 25, 2012 6:55:50 am PDT #6645 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Also, how?
Jesse - May 25, 2012 6:56:54 am PDT #6646 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Male or female friend?
I think that would speak to how, no?
Kat - May 25, 2012 6:56:57 am PDT #6647 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
One last that on fur babies, it's too reminiscent of tar babies which... I just... can't.
le nubian - May 25, 2012 6:57:34 am PDT #6648 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
gives new meaning to bedknobs and broomsticks, I'll tell you.
§ ita § - May 25, 2012 7:01:05 am PDT #6649 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
OMG, the tar baby conversation on gawker or jezebel or some other sight where people clutch their pearls quite uselessly.
Which reminds me of a question: who here doesn't know that spade was at some point slang for a black person? And not in a particularly cuddly way?
I kept wondering how I would feel if, in a passionate moment, I was suddenly staring at Darth Maul's face.
I wondered that during the movie, and knew the answer straight away.