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Amy - May 25, 2012 6:36:43 am PDT #6636 of 30001

Because books.

I don't want to know anything about my friends' sex lives, actually.

My parents' "anipal" is here, currently having a nervous breakdown because he's sure THEY WILL NEVER RETURN, and one of the cats is having a breakdown because the dog is here.

I think I may go away for the weekend.

Ginger - May 25, 2012 6:40:03 am PDT #6637 of 30001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

A friend of mine had an ex who would only have sex while wearing a Klingon mask.

When the second round of Star Wars movies came out, Darth Maul was on everything, including boxers. I kept wondering how I would feel if, in a passionate moment, I was suddenly staring at Darth Maul's face.

Except the friend who had sex with a doorknob.

And the doorknob didn't call, it didn't write, it didn't text. It could have at least sent flowers.

Jesse - May 25, 2012 6:40:09 am PDT #6638 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I dunno. Kurn is really hot.

For some reason, Elvis was the first attractive person I could think of, who might have a range of masks: [link]

I don't want to know anything about my friends' sex lives, actually.

This. I am really glad I don't actually know if any of my friends have situations like this going on.... Although I wouldn't mind knowing it after the fact.

My parents' "anipal" is here, currently having a nervous breakdown because he's sure THEY WILL NEVER RETURN, and one of the cats is having a breakdown because the dog is here.

Aw, cats and dogs living together!

tommyrot - May 25, 2012 6:41:08 am PDT #6639 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Except the friend who had sex with a doorknob.

I'ma say that qualifies.

Well, as I never tire of saying, a doorknob is not a Klingon mask or a cannibal or a snake.

billytea - May 25, 2012 6:41:36 am PDT #6640 of 30001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I GAVE YOU GUYS A CANNIBAL, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, AND A MAN WHO ORGASMED WITH A SNAKE IN HIS BED. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

It's not a question I've ever given that much thought, but I feel confident saying: not that.

Jessica - May 25, 2012 6:49:18 am PDT #6641 of 30001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

eta: Except the friend who had sex with a doorknob.

Brass or brushed steel? ANY doorknob, or a specific door?

NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS.

flea - May 25, 2012 6:50:22 am PDT #6642 of 30001

information libertarian

Bwah!

Amy - May 25, 2012 6:50:37 am PDT #6643 of 30001

Because books.

I hope the doorknob said yes first.

meara - May 25, 2012 6:54:03 am PDT #6644 of 30001

Interior or exterior doorknob? What room did it open to/from? Was that part of the rationale?

Sophia Brooks - May 25, 2012 6:55:50 am PDT #6645 of 30001

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Also, how?

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