Xander: I still don't get why we came here to get info about a killer snot monster. Giles: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. I did not say that.

'Never Leave Me'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Apr 12, 2012 8:45:02 am PDT #600 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?

Or compassion!

ita, I'm so sorry you're suffering like this. Wish I could do something.


Zenkitty - Apr 12, 2012 8:47:54 am PDT #601 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

What does that make Colonel Sanders?

Herman Caine, of course. Crazy man, save us from the chickens.

I can't have a grilled cheese sandwich today. Someone eat one for me. Make it with real butter and white bread and a mild cheese. Maybe have some tomato soup. mmm

ita !, have you seen the Kay&Peele segments with "Obama" and his Anger Translator? You need one of them. Somebody to stand behind you and yell, "What she MEANS, motherfucker, is IT HURTS! Now give her the motherfucking drugs, before she kills your ass with her pinky!"


Frankenbuddha - Apr 12, 2012 8:50:44 am PDT #602 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I ask about to kill every doctor so far. Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?

Oh for FUCKS sake! I'm sorry you keep getting every tenth-worst medical professional out there when you're trying to help for this, ita !


Jesse - Apr 12, 2012 8:51:11 am PDT #603 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I ask about to kill every doctor so far. Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?

Ugggggh.

I celebrated Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day Eve, apparently, since I had a GC last night.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 12, 2012 8:51:42 am PDT #604 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ita !, have you seen the Kay&Peele segments with "Obama" and his Anger Translator? You need one of them. Somebody to stand behind you and yell, "What she MEANS, motherfucker, is IT HURTS! Now give her the motherfucking drugs, before she kills your ass with her pinky!"

Yes. This.


Ginger - Apr 12, 2012 9:04:55 am PDT #605 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

So they want to delay a procedure that can help your pain because you're in too much pain? That's insane troll logic.


Atropa - Apr 12, 2012 9:16:06 am PDT #606 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Bryan Fuller talks about Mockingbird Lane, his Munsters reboot.

I know a few buffistas have been wary of this show, but I'm really looking forward to it.

I was wary at first, but Bryan Fuller has a good track record for me, and the news of Eddie Izzard AND the stylistic influences he's talking about? NOW I'm excited.


Burrell - Apr 12, 2012 9:30:48 am PDT #607 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh ita !, I hope they back the fuck off.

Okay that video? WTH? There's zero actual political content in that. Did Colbert's PAC make that for him?


Fred Pete - Apr 12, 2012 9:33:53 am PDT #608 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Every time I hear about what Herman Cain is up to, the more I become convinced that Rachel Maddow is right. Herman Cain wasn't a presidential candidate; he was a performance art project.


shrift - Apr 12, 2012 9:40:30 am PDT #609 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You know you're having A Week when you find yourself thinking, "Man, what we really need is a War Room."