Lorne: My little prince. Oh…what did they do to you? Angel: Nina…tried to…eat me. Lorne: Oh, you're--medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?

'Smile Time'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 12, 2012 8:50:44 am PDT #602 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I ask about to kill every doctor so far. Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?

Oh for FUCKS sake! I'm sorry you keep getting every tenth-worst medical professional out there when you're trying to help for this, ita !


Jesse - Apr 12, 2012 8:51:11 am PDT #603 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I ask about to kill every doctor so far. Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?

Ugggggh.

I celebrated Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day Eve, apparently, since I had a GC last night.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 12, 2012 8:51:42 am PDT #604 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ita !, have you seen the Kay&Peele segments with "Obama" and his Anger Translator? You need one of them. Somebody to stand behind you and yell, "What she MEANS, motherfucker, is IT HURTS! Now give her the motherfucking drugs, before she kills your ass with her pinky!"

Yes. This.


Ginger - Apr 12, 2012 9:04:55 am PDT #605 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

So they want to delay a procedure that can help your pain because you're in too much pain? That's insane troll logic.


Atropa - Apr 12, 2012 9:16:06 am PDT #606 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Bryan Fuller talks about Mockingbird Lane, his Munsters reboot.

I know a few buffistas have been wary of this show, but I'm really looking forward to it.

I was wary at first, but Bryan Fuller has a good track record for me, and the news of Eddie Izzard AND the stylistic influences he's talking about? NOW I'm excited.


Burrell - Apr 12, 2012 9:30:48 am PDT #607 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh ita !, I hope they back the fuck off.

Okay that video? WTH? There's zero actual political content in that. Did Colbert's PAC make that for him?


Fred Pete - Apr 12, 2012 9:33:53 am PDT #608 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Every time I hear about what Herman Cain is up to, the more I become convinced that Rachel Maddow is right. Herman Cain wasn't a presidential candidate; he was a performance art project.


shrift - Apr 12, 2012 9:40:30 am PDT #609 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You know you're having A Week when you find yourself thinking, "Man, what we really need is a War Room."


tommyrot - Apr 12, 2012 9:46:32 am PDT #610 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now I want to take that Cain chicken video and edit in The Residents' "What Have My Chickens Done Now?" And then put it on YouTube.


aurelia - Apr 12, 2012 9:50:38 am PDT #611 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Herman Cain's Latest Video Is Completely INSANE

That looks like a Funny or Die version of a political ad.

ita !, have you seen the Kay&Peele segments with "Obama" and his Anger Translator? You need one of them. Somebody to stand behind you and yell, "What she MEANS, motherfucker, is IT HURTS! Now give her the motherfucking drugs, before she kills your ass with her pinky!"

I sort of know Keegan. We could make this happen.