I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Apr 12, 2012 9:40:30 am PDT #609 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You know you're having A Week when you find yourself thinking, "Man, what we really need is a War Room."


tommyrot - Apr 12, 2012 9:46:32 am PDT #610 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now I want to take that Cain chicken video and edit in The Residents' "What Have My Chickens Done Now?" And then put it on YouTube.


aurelia - Apr 12, 2012 9:50:38 am PDT #611 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Herman Cain's Latest Video Is Completely INSANE

That looks like a Funny or Die version of a political ad.

ita !, have you seen the Kay&Peele segments with "Obama" and his Anger Translator? You need one of them. Somebody to stand behind you and yell, "What she MEANS, motherfucker, is IT HURTS! Now give her the motherfucking drugs, before she kills your ass with her pinky!"

I sort of know Keegan. We could make this happen.


erikaj - Apr 12, 2012 9:51:39 am PDT #612 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

wrod, Fred. Although thinking Rachel's right is not a bad place to start, generally.


aurelia - Apr 12, 2012 10:12:28 am PDT #613 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

A job opportunity that I passed on in 2009 has just come up again and I don't think I'm in a position to let it go this time. Eep. This shouldn't seem so weird, but I haven't had a full time job with benefits in... um, ever.

I've got to make a resume appropriate for this job, get letters of rec and write a cover letter. It's probably not appropriate to ask the guy who could be my boss to write a letter, right?


-t - Apr 12, 2012 10:21:20 am PDT #614 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't know, that sounds like it would be a very effective recommendation. Good luck!


tommyrot - Apr 12, 2012 10:27:14 am PDT #615 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Антиалкогольные плакаты из СССР

(Soviet-era anti-drunkenness posters)

Awesome, if you love Soviet propaganda posters (like I do).

Boing Boing sez:

Some of the illustrations are really fabulous, almost Boschean in their depiction of besotted debasement


Zenkitty - Apr 12, 2012 10:37:46 am PDT #616 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

tommy, those are great! I want the skull one for my wall. No idea what it says, but who cares? It's a skull and wine glasses!


meara - Apr 12, 2012 10:38:17 am PDT #617 of 30001

Ooh, sounds exciting aurelia! Are there reasons to take it now that there weren't in 2009? Good luck!


JenP - Apr 12, 2012 10:40:40 am PDT #618 of 30001

I don't know, that sounds like it would be a very effective recommendation. Good luck!

And he'll know exactly how to spin your awesomeness in just the right way to appeal to your prospective employer. Win-win.