It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him, was one kind of sumbitch or another.

Mal ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Apr 12, 2012 8:20:48 am PDT #590 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

According to my co-worker (I am too lazy to Google for confirmation), today is National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day.

Time to celebrate with some grilled cheese up in the kitchen, yo.


Polter-Cow - Apr 12, 2012 8:22:18 am PDT #591 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You would have done that even if it weren't a holiday.

Don't lie.


Burrell - Apr 12, 2012 8:24:14 am PDT #592 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

today is National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day.

That's my son's very favorite food. I'd celebrate with grilled cheese sandwiches for dinner, except he already has one in his lunch.

But maybe I'll celebrate with one for lunch today too.


-t - Apr 12, 2012 8:26:36 am PDT #593 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

According to my co-worker (I am too lazy to Google for confirmation), today is National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day.

I heard that, too, and just accepted it on blind faith. Mmmm, grilled cheese.


Steph L. - Apr 12, 2012 8:31:27 am PDT #594 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

You would have done that even if it weren't a holiday.

Don't lie.

I am stone cold BUSTED.


Sue - Apr 12, 2012 8:31:40 am PDT #595 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I can confirm National Grilled Cheese Day is trending on Twitter, so if he's wrong, he's not alone.


tommyrot - Apr 12, 2012 8:33:36 am PDT #596 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I haven't watched many political ads recently, but this one is bizarre:

Herman Cain's Latest Video Is Completely INSANE

Herman Cain has just released the third installment in his bizarre, vaguely stimulus-related web videos — and boy, is it crazy.

After drowning a goldfish and exploding a bunny in his first two videos, Cain apparently decided that it was time for the animal kingdom to fight back. The latest video, titled "Chicken," features a farmer being brutally attacked by his chickens. (According to the little-girl narrator, the farmer is the "average American taxpayer and the chickens represent "big government.")

The video ends with a shot of a chicken picking at a bloody bone. Then the young girl from Cain's first two videos appears next to a bloody heap of rags and repeats the now-familiar line: "Any questions? ANY QUESTIONS?"

You really have to watch it to get the full effect.

Yeah, "Big Government" is exactly like a bunch of chickens killing and eating us.


Calli - Apr 12, 2012 8:35:35 am PDT #597 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

What does that make Colonel Sanders?


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2012 8:36:41 am PDT #598 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I ask about to kill every doctor so far. Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?


tommyrot - Apr 12, 2012 8:37:02 am PDT #599 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What does that make Colonel Sanders?

George Washington? The head of the Tea Party? Jesus?