I haven't watched many political ads recently, but this one is bizarre:
Herman Cain's Latest Video Is Completely INSANE
Herman Cain has just released the third installment in his bizarre, vaguely stimulus-related web videos — and boy, is it crazy.
After drowning a goldfish and exploding a bunny in his first two videos, Cain apparently decided that it was time for the animal kingdom to fight back. The latest video, titled "Chicken," features a farmer being brutally attacked by his chickens. (According to the little-girl narrator, the farmer is the "average American taxpayer and the chickens represent "big government.")
The video ends with a shot of a chicken picking at a bloody bone. Then the young girl from Cain's first two videos appears next to a bloody heap of rags and repeats the now-familiar line: "Any questions? ANY QUESTIONS?"
You really have to watch it to get the full effect.
Yeah, "Big Government" is exactly like a bunch of chickens killing and eating us.
What does that make Colonel Sanders?
I ask about to kill every doctor so far. Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?
What does that make Colonel Sanders?
George Washington? The head of the Tea Party? Jesus?
Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?
Or compassion!
ita, I'm so sorry you're suffering like this. Wish I could do something.
What does that make Colonel Sanders?
Herman Caine, of course. Crazy man, save us from the chickens.
I can't have a grilled cheese sandwich today. Someone eat one for me. Make it with real butter and white bread and a mild cheese. Maybe have some tomato soup. mmm
ita !, have you seen the Kay&Peele segments with "Obama" and his Anger Translator? You need one of them. Somebody to stand behind you and yell, "What she MEANS, motherfucker, is IT HURTS! Now give her the motherfucking drugs, before she kills your ass with her pinky!"
I ask about to kill every doctor so far. Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?
Oh for FUCKS sake! I'm sorry you keep getting every tenth-worst medical professional out there when you're trying to help for this, ita !
I ask about to kill every doctor so far. Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?
Ugggggh.
I celebrated Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day Eve, apparently, since I had a GC last night.
So they want to delay a procedure that can help your pain because you're in too much pain? That's insane troll logic.
