Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Apr 12, 2012 8:35:35 am PDT #597 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

What does that make Colonel Sanders?


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2012 8:36:41 am PDT #598 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I ask about to kill every doctor so far. Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?


tommyrot - Apr 12, 2012 8:37:02 am PDT #599 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What does that make Colonel Sanders?

George Washington? The head of the Tea Party? Jesus?


Consuela - Apr 12, 2012 8:45:02 am PDT #600 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?

Or compassion!

ita, I'm so sorry you're suffering like this. Wish I could do something.


Zenkitty - Apr 12, 2012 8:47:54 am PDT #601 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

What does that make Colonel Sanders?

Herman Caine, of course. Crazy man, save us from the chickens.

I can't have a grilled cheese sandwich today. Someone eat one for me. Make it with real butter and white bread and a mild cheese. Maybe have some tomato soup. mmm

ita !, have you seen the Kay&Peele segments with "Obama" and his Anger Translator? You need one of them. Somebody to stand behind you and yell, "What she MEANS, motherfucker, is IT HURTS! Now give her the motherfucking drugs, before she kills your ass with her pinky!"


Frankenbuddha - Apr 12, 2012 8:50:44 am PDT #602 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I ask about to kill every doctor so far. Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?

Oh for FUCKS sake! I'm sorry you keep getting every tenth-worst medical professional out there when you're trying to help for this, ita !


Jesse - Apr 12, 2012 8:51:11 am PDT #603 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I ask about to kill every doctor so far. Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?

Ugggggh.

I celebrated Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day Eve, apparently, since I had a GC last night.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 12, 2012 8:51:42 am PDT #604 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ita !, have you seen the Kay&Peele segments with "Obama" and his Anger Translator? You need one of them. Somebody to stand behind you and yell, "What she MEANS, motherfucker, is IT HURTS! Now give her the motherfucking drugs, before she kills your ass with her pinky!"

Yes. This.


Ginger - Apr 12, 2012 9:04:55 am PDT #605 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

So they want to delay a procedure that can help your pain because you're in too much pain? That's insane troll logic.


Atropa - Apr 12, 2012 9:16:06 am PDT #606 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Bryan Fuller talks about Mockingbird Lane, his Munsters reboot.

I know a few buffistas have been wary of this show, but I'm really looking forward to it.

I was wary at first, but Bryan Fuller has a good track record for me, and the news of Eddie Izzard AND the stylistic influences he's talking about? NOW I'm excited.