You would have done that even if it weren't a holiday.
Don't lie.
I am stone cold BUSTED.
Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Apr 12, 2012 8:31:27 am PDT #594 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Sue - Apr 12, 2012 8:31:40 am PDT #595 of 30001
hip deep in pie
I can confirm National Grilled Cheese Day is trending on Twitter, so if he's wrong, he's not alone.
tommyrot - Apr 12, 2012 8:33:36 am PDT #596 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I haven't watched many political ads recently, but this one is bizarre:
Herman Cain's Latest Video Is Completely INSANE
Herman Cain has just released the third installment in his bizarre, vaguely stimulus-related web videos — and boy, is it crazy.
After drowning a goldfish and exploding a bunny in his first two videos, Cain apparently decided that it was time for the animal kingdom to fight back. The latest video, titled "Chicken," features a farmer being brutally attacked by his chickens. (According to the little-girl narrator, the farmer is the "average American taxpayer and the chickens represent "big government.")
The video ends with a shot of a chicken picking at a bloody bone. Then the young girl from Cain's first two videos appears next to a bloody heap of rags and repeats the now-familiar line: "Any questions? ANY QUESTIONS?"
You really have to watch it to get the full effect.
Yeah, "Big Government" is exactly like a bunch of chickens killing and eating us.
Calli - Apr 12, 2012 8:35:35 am PDT #597 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
What does that make Colonel Sanders?
§ ita § - Apr 12, 2012 8:36:41 am PDT #598 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I ask about to kill every doctor so far. Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?
tommyrot - Apr 12, 2012 8:37:02 am PDT #599 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What does that make Colonel Sanders?
George Washington? The head of the Tea Party? Jesus?
Consuela - Apr 12, 2012 8:45:02 am PDT #600 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?
Or compassion!
ita, I'm so sorry you're suffering like this. Wish I could do something.
Zenkitty - Apr 12, 2012 8:47:54 am PDT #601 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
What does that make Colonel Sanders?
Herman Caine, of course. Crazy man, save us from the chickens.
I can't have a grilled cheese sandwich today. Someone eat one for me. Make it with real butter and white bread and a mild cheese. Maybe have some tomato soup. mmm
ita !, have you seen the Kay&Peele segments with "Obama" and his Anger Translator? You need one of them. Somebody to stand behind you and yell, "What she MEANS, motherfucker, is IT HURTS! Now give her the motherfucking drugs, before she kills your ass with her pinky!"
Frankenbuddha - Apr 12, 2012 8:50:44 am PDT #602 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I ask about to kill every doctor so far. Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?
Oh for FUCKS sake! I'm sorry you keep getting every tenth-worst medical professional out there when you're trying to help for this, ita !
Jesse - Apr 12, 2012 8:51:11 am PDT #603 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I ask about to kill every doctor so far. Don't pat me on that shoulder, and don't fucking suggest delaying the procedure because I'm in too much pain. Do they have logic where you live? Or medical records?
Ugggggh.
I celebrated Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day Eve, apparently, since I had a GC last night.