I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal 'cause you know he'll shoot it down for you. Tell me.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


askye - Apr 25, 2012 9:34:41 am PDT #2322 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Steph, dictionary.com has one definition of ethinic as:

adj - . characteristic of another culture: the ethnic look ; ethnic food

also has chiefly ( US ), ( Austral ) a member of an ethnic group, esp a minority group


Amy - Apr 25, 2012 9:47:43 am PDT #2323 of 30001
Because books.

I just read about a woman who jerks off show dogs (to collect their semen for breeding).

Then I felt I needed to share that image with all of you.


Lee - Apr 25, 2012 9:48:49 am PDT #2324 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

At least you didn't provide links to pictures or video...


Amy - Apr 25, 2012 9:49:54 am PDT #2325 of 30001
Because books.

There actually *was* video, too. I did not watch it.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2012 9:54:03 am PDT #2326 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just read about a woman who jerks off show dogs (to collect their semen for breeding).

We used to have breeders come to our farm to artificially inseminate cows. That was always a little freaky to me, as they wore plastic gloves that went up to their shoulders... and they needed the gloves to be that long....


Jessica - Apr 25, 2012 9:54:11 am PDT #2327 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I suddenly feel so much better about my job.


Consuela - Apr 25, 2012 9:55:01 am PDT #2328 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

That was a running joke in an episode of Keen Eddie, although it was a racehorse, not a dog. And they hired a prostitute to do it, figuring she would be the most accomplished.

... man, I miss that show.


le nubian - Apr 25, 2012 9:55:10 am PDT #2329 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

So, my "letter of application" for a job was FIVE single-spaced pages. I included my resume (CV) in addition.

I think it best that I don't respond to the length of cover letter question.


Amy - Apr 25, 2012 9:56:55 am PDT #2330 of 30001
Because books.

I suddenly feel so much better about my job.

Right? I mean, I get squicked if a dog tries to hump my leg.


Toddson - Apr 25, 2012 10:31:20 am PDT #2331 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

There's also the job of "chick sexer" ... less fun than it sounds - it's trying to figure out which gender baby chicks are.