At least you didn't provide links to pictures or video...
I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?
Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Apr 25, 2012 9:48:49 am PDT #2324 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Amy - Apr 25, 2012 9:49:54 am PDT #2325 of 30001
Because books.
There actually *was* video, too. I did not watch it.
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2012 9:54:03 am PDT #2326 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I just read about a woman who jerks off show dogs (to collect their semen for breeding).
We used to have breeders come to our farm to artificially inseminate cows. That was always a little freaky to me, as they wore plastic gloves that went up to their shoulders... and they needed the gloves to be that long....
Jessica - Apr 25, 2012 9:54:11 am PDT #2327 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I suddenly feel so much better about my job.
Consuela - Apr 25, 2012 9:55:01 am PDT #2328 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
That was a running joke in an episode of Keen Eddie, although it was a racehorse, not a dog. And they hired a prostitute to do it, figuring she would be the most accomplished.
... man, I miss that show.
le nubian - Apr 25, 2012 9:55:10 am PDT #2329 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
So, my "letter of application" for a job was FIVE single-spaced pages. I included my resume (CV) in addition.
I think it best that I don't respond to the length of cover letter question.
Amy - Apr 25, 2012 9:56:55 am PDT #2330 of 30001
Because books.
I suddenly feel so much better about my job.
Right? I mean, I get squicked if a dog tries to hump my leg.
Toddson - Apr 25, 2012 10:31:20 am PDT #2331 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
There's also the job of "chick sexer" ... less fun than it sounds - it's trying to figure out which gender baby chicks are.
Jesse - Apr 25, 2012 10:31:25 am PDT #2332 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So, my "letter of application" for a job was FIVE single-spaced pages. I included my resume (CV) in addition.
Academic?? So your CV is 40 pages?
Hil R. - Apr 25, 2012 10:40:03 am PDT #2333 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I asked him what ethnicity macaroni and cheese is from, and he said, "American."
I think I'm going to have to agree with him here. "American," when it's used to include mac and cheese but not include tacos or knishes, is an ethnicity. It's not necessarily an ethnicity in the sense that you can say that specific people are part of it and other people aren't, but it's definitely a culture in the sense of having food, music, social norms, and so on.