I just read about a woman who jerks off show dogs (to collect their semen for breeding).
Then I felt I needed to share that image with all of you.
Take jobs as they come -- and we'll never be under the heel of nobody ever again. No matter how long the arm of the Alliance might get, we'll just get ourselves a little further.
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Apr 25, 2012 9:47:43 am PDT #2323 of 30001
Because books.
Lee - Apr 25, 2012 9:48:49 am PDT #2324 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
At least you didn't provide links to pictures or video...
Amy - Apr 25, 2012 9:49:54 am PDT #2325 of 30001
Because books.
There actually *was* video, too. I did not watch it.
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2012 9:54:03 am PDT #2326 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I just read about a woman who jerks off show dogs (to collect their semen for breeding).
We used to have breeders come to our farm to artificially inseminate cows. That was always a little freaky to me, as they wore plastic gloves that went up to their shoulders... and they needed the gloves to be that long....
Jessica - Apr 25, 2012 9:54:11 am PDT #2327 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I suddenly feel so much better about my job.
Consuela - Apr 25, 2012 9:55:01 am PDT #2328 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
That was a running joke in an episode of Keen Eddie, although it was a racehorse, not a dog. And they hired a prostitute to do it, figuring she would be the most accomplished.
... man, I miss that show.
le nubian - Apr 25, 2012 9:55:10 am PDT #2329 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
So, my "letter of application" for a job was FIVE single-spaced pages. I included my resume (CV) in addition.
I think it best that I don't respond to the length of cover letter question.
Amy - Apr 25, 2012 9:56:55 am PDT #2330 of 30001
Because books.
I suddenly feel so much better about my job.
Right? I mean, I get squicked if a dog tries to hump my leg.
Toddson - Apr 25, 2012 10:31:20 am PDT #2331 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
There's also the job of "chick sexer" ... less fun than it sounds - it's trying to figure out which gender baby chicks are.
Jesse - Apr 25, 2012 10:31:25 am PDT #2332 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So, my "letter of application" for a job was FIVE single-spaced pages. I included my resume (CV) in addition.
Academic?? So your CV is 40 pages?