Today, I am a fountain pen.
Jessica goes Old School, yo.
She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.
Willow ,'Help'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Sep 11, 2012 4:58:16 am PDT #21695 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2012 5:09:15 am PDT #21696 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Today I am a clown.
Calli - Sep 11, 2012 5:10:44 am PDT #21697 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Today I am a pipe!
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2012 5:17:18 am PDT #21698 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I am a camera.
billytea - Sep 11, 2012 5:23:17 am PDT #21699 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Today I am the Fendahl. Wait, sorry, I meant to say, today we are the Fendahl.
Lee - Sep 11, 2012 5:26:10 am PDT #21700 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I need more coffee before I decide what to be today.
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2012 5:30:44 am PDT #21701 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I need more coffee before I decide what to be today.
Just decide what to be today before leaving work. Remember, tonight we dine in hell.
sj - Sep 11, 2012 5:43:28 am PDT #21702 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
JenP, congratulations on your new nephew!
Steph L. - Sep 11, 2012 5:48:21 am PDT #21703 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I am Spartacus.
Jessica - Sep 11, 2012 5:54:32 am PDT #21704 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm Brian of Nazareth, and so is my wife.