Today I am a pipe!
Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.
Mal ,'Safe'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Calli - Sep 11, 2012 5:10:44 am PDT #21697 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2012 5:17:18 am PDT #21698 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I am a camera.
billytea - Sep 11, 2012 5:23:17 am PDT #21699 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Today I am the Fendahl. Wait, sorry, I meant to say, today we are the Fendahl.
Lee - Sep 11, 2012 5:26:10 am PDT #21700 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I need more coffee before I decide what to be today.
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2012 5:30:44 am PDT #21701 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I need more coffee before I decide what to be today.
Just decide what to be today before leaving work. Remember, tonight we dine in hell.
sj - Sep 11, 2012 5:43:28 am PDT #21702 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
JenP, congratulations on your new nephew!
Steph L. - Sep 11, 2012 5:48:21 am PDT #21703 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I am Spartacus.
Jessica - Sep 11, 2012 5:54:32 am PDT #21704 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm Brian of Nazareth, and so is my wife.
Jesse - Sep 11, 2012 6:00:43 am PDT #21705 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am the walrus?
Ginger - Sep 11, 2012 6:16:09 am PDT #21706 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I am glad I haven't been attacked by a rabid zombie beaver [link]