I need more coffee before I decide what to be today.
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.
'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Sep 11, 2012 5:26:10 am PDT #21700 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2012 5:30:44 am PDT #21701 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I need more coffee before I decide what to be today.
Just decide what to be today before leaving work. Remember, tonight we dine in hell.
sj - Sep 11, 2012 5:43:28 am PDT #21702 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
JenP, congratulations on your new nephew!
Steph L. - Sep 11, 2012 5:48:21 am PDT #21703 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I am Spartacus.
Jessica - Sep 11, 2012 5:54:32 am PDT #21704 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm Brian of Nazareth, and so is my wife.
Jesse - Sep 11, 2012 6:00:43 am PDT #21705 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am the walrus?
Ginger - Sep 11, 2012 6:16:09 am PDT #21706 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I am glad I haven't been attacked by a rabid zombie beaver [link]
meara - Sep 11, 2012 6:17:51 am PDT #21707 of 30001
I am running EARLY. WTF? I am supposed to be about a mile away, 45 minutes from now. I don't even know what to do with myself.
Fred Pete - Sep 11, 2012 6:38:09 am PDT #21708 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
I am, I said.
§ ita § - Sep 11, 2012 6:41:18 am PDT #21709 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Today I am a racist. For some reason, Reddit linked to an IO9 page about the age of the universe, and because the new commenting system is so borked, a fair number of newbs answered my comment, thinking they're just posting about the articles. And they're pretty universally stupid. Which has kept my comment up front, and now I'm being yelled at for everything--for assuming that people who disbelieve science's opinion on the age of the universe are religious, for being angry, for feeding the trolls, for being an asshole, for being racist...I can't even keep track.
I was on track to come into work an hour early, but then my car didn't start. I'm in no position to actually take it into the shop, because I can't really miss work today, so I walked up the street to the car rental place, and I'll rent a car for today and go on vacation tomorrow and deal with my car next week. What does it mean when the engine sounds...tired trying to turn over, but all the electrics are bright?