Tessalon Pearls
That's totally what I was talking about! Or some version -- definitely a clear yellow liquid capsule situation.
Zoe: I thought you wanted to spend more time off-ship this visit. Wash: Out there is seems like it's all fancy parties. I like our party better. The dress code is easier and I know all the steps.
'Shindig'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 29, 2012 5:08:48 am PDT #28555 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2012 5:10:59 am PDT #28556 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Potato removed from clergyman's anus
"He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato," said Sheffield, England A&E nurse Trudi Watson. "But it's not for me to question his story."
You know, it's for this very reason I never leave potatoes on the kitchen table. Just an accident waiting to happen.
Jessica - Mar 29, 2012 5:11:02 am PDT #28557 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I didn't realize that adults could get whooping cough. . . not sure why I thought we were exempt.
It's only in the past few years that scientists figured out that adults need pertussis boosters - it's not just unvaccinated children causing the recent outbreaks, it's adults who didn't realize their childhood shots had worn off.
Sue - Mar 29, 2012 5:18:21 am PDT #28558 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Potato removed from clergyman's anus
"Million to one shot, doc. Million to one!"
§ ita § - Mar 29, 2012 5:19:40 am PDT #28559 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Thanks, sumi. Now, that's what I gotta let go of. I need more feels. And I think I have a tendency to sap the energy out of a pose, by evening things out with my eye and pencil, when they really should be at conflict with each other.
Potato removed from clergyman's anus
Come on, does no one listen to the PSAs anymore? FLARE, people, FLARE. Don't stick it up your jacksie if it doesn't have a flare.
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2012 5:24:28 am PDT #28560 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or, you know, just borrow a potato ferret.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 29, 2012 5:27:19 am PDT #28561 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm sorry, but if I were in the ER when these cases come in I'd be unable to avoid pointing out to the patients that perfectly good devices designed for safe anal stimulation can be bought from a variety of adult-themed retailers.
Amy - Mar 29, 2012 5:27:45 am PDT #28562 of 30001
Because books.
You have to give the clergyman points for (presumably) telling that story with a straight face, though.
sumi - Mar 29, 2012 5:30:39 am PDT #28563 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
I wonder if the er staff were able to keep their faces straight.
ita - somebody (Matt?) suggested gesture drawing - I'd also suggest drawing with something looser: charcoal, brush and ink - it forces you to loosen up.
Gudanov - Mar 29, 2012 5:33:11 am PDT #28564 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato
I hate it when that happens.