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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
My DH is in Cartagena. Yes, he's enjoying a tropical Carribean paradise in a gorgeous hotel on Valentine's Day, while I have a honey-do list a mile long and snow and ice still lingering.
He did send me flowers, but the cats nommed them.
And he's not really having any fun at all...but I'm still more annoying with Valentine's Day than usual.
My dad gives my mom the same (the exact same) card as he has since, um....well, at least 1967. Maybe earlier, I should ask. And it is a stupid, silly, lame card that he can give to her every year because that first she handed it back to him, laughing because she thought it was a joke.
My DH is in Cartagena.
What?! Cartagena only exists in pirate movies. Tell him to look out for scallywags.
Knowing R, he will come home with scallywags and scurvy.
Valentines was takeout Chinese and scrabble. But he let me win.
I ordered my spouse a totally inappropriate gift for the LULZ and all.
Sadly, though it is SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY, it does not appear to have arrived yet.
(But, you know, this has not stopped me from making ALL the Single Ladies jokes in the world, as it's a Lelo Gentleman's Ring. In purple.)
Oh, yeah, LULZ. That's exactly what that's for.
I sent pr0n to my DH's Kindle fire.
Tell him to look out for scallywags.
His team IS the Scallywags!
Knowing R, he will come home with scallywags and scurvy.
Just because someone gets cholera...
Hey, in my household, it TOTALLY is for the LULZ.
It's like buying a bottle of Ghost Chili sauce for someone who doesn't like spicy foods.
Just because someone gets cholera...
Cholera, Swineflu, Deathflu, Rickets, WhateverTHATwasLastYear. Seriously, the man picks up diseases like destination stickers.
I should clarify the 'he let me win' at Scrabble. I'm notoriously bad because I get distracted by all the pretty words I can make. Meanwhile DH is strategically targeting every TW on the board. Thus achieving TW-scores on 'Jerk' and hitting scrabble for 112 points. He's fun to watch.
I just had to go to the Lelo site (I feel so unhip).
Gold-plating?
And if I came across found some of those partners' rings, I'd probably try to use them as Jabra headsets.