Knowing R, he will come home with scallywags and scurvy.
Valentines was takeout Chinese and scrabble. But he let me win.
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
hippocampus - Feb 14, 2012 4:42:30 pm PST #7388 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
P.M. Marc - Feb 14, 2012 4:49:15 pm PST #7389 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I ordered my spouse a totally inappropriate gift for the LULZ and all.
Sadly, though it is SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY, it does not appear to have arrived yet.
(But, you know, this has not stopped me from making ALL the Single Ladies jokes in the world, as it's a Lelo Gentleman's Ring. In purple.)
§ ita § - Feb 14, 2012 4:52:50 pm PST #7390 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, yeah, LULZ. That's exactly what that's for.
Volans - Feb 14, 2012 4:53:54 pm PST #7391 of 30001
move out and draw fire
I sent pr0n to my DH's Kindle fire.
Tell him to look out for scallywags.
His team IS the Scallywags!
Knowing R, he will come home with scallywags and scurvy.
Just because someone gets cholera...
P.M. Marc - Feb 14, 2012 4:55:51 pm PST #7392 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Hey, in my household, it TOTALLY is for the LULZ.
It's like buying a bottle of Ghost Chili sauce for someone who doesn't like spicy foods.
hippocampus - Feb 14, 2012 4:57:56 pm PST #7393 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
Just because someone gets cholera...
Cholera, Swineflu, Deathflu, Rickets, WhateverTHATwasLastYear. Seriously, the man picks up diseases like destination stickers.
I should clarify the 'he let me win' at Scrabble. I'm notoriously bad because I get distracted by all the pretty words I can make. Meanwhile DH is strategically targeting every TW on the board. Thus achieving TW-scores on 'Jerk' and hitting scrabble for 112 points. He's fun to watch.
Volans - Feb 14, 2012 5:00:15 pm PST #7394 of 30001
move out and draw fire
I just had to go to the Lelo site (I feel so unhip).
Gold-plating?
And if I came across found some of those partners' rings, I'd probably try to use them as Jabra headsets.
DavidS - Feb 14, 2012 5:01:16 pm PST #7395 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The remoulade sauce I made for the TJ crabcakes was quite tasty, so now I'm going to lavish it on my...
Shit. I'm cooking a sausage but I just can't put it in that sentence without the meaning going horribly awry.
Anyway. Weenie with remoulade. Nope. Still bad.
amych - Feb 14, 2012 5:09:31 pm PST #7396 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
We played D&D for Valentine's day. It was the best ever, if not quite the traditional date night.
Sean K - Feb 14, 2012 5:12:27 pm PST #7397 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I've been pretty good today, but my Facebook is flooded with freinds talking about how they've been with the person in their life for twenty years or more (I know, not everybody is posting that). I'm trying not to let this be a statement about my worth as a person, but I'm only being partially successful. Feh. It helps that other people like my writing enough to perform it. I think that's the only thing keeping this from being a typical crap VDay.