I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.

Xander ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Feb 14, 2012 4:57:56 pm PST #7393 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Just because someone gets cholera...

Cholera, Swineflu, Deathflu, Rickets, WhateverTHATwasLastYear. Seriously, the man picks up diseases like destination stickers.

I should clarify the 'he let me win' at Scrabble. I'm notoriously bad because I get distracted by all the pretty words I can make. Meanwhile DH is strategically targeting every TW on the board. Thus achieving TW-scores on 'Jerk' and hitting scrabble for 112 points. He's fun to watch.


Volans - Feb 14, 2012 5:00:15 pm PST #7394 of 30001
move out and draw fire

I just had to go to the Lelo site (I feel so unhip).

Gold-plating?

And if I came across found some of those partners' rings, I'd probably try to use them as Jabra headsets.


DavidS - Feb 14, 2012 5:01:16 pm PST #7395 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The remoulade sauce I made for the TJ crabcakes was quite tasty, so now I'm going to lavish it on my...

Shit. I'm cooking a sausage but I just can't put it in that sentence without the meaning going horribly awry.

Anyway. Weenie with remoulade. Nope. Still bad.


amych - Feb 14, 2012 5:09:31 pm PST #7396 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

We played D&D for Valentine's day. It was the best ever, if not quite the traditional date night.


Sean K - Feb 14, 2012 5:12:27 pm PST #7397 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I've been pretty good today, but my Facebook is flooded with freinds talking about how they've been with the person in their life for twenty years or more (I know, not everybody is posting that). I'm trying not to let this be a statement about my worth as a person, but I'm only being partially successful. Feh. It helps that other people like my writing enough to perform it. I think that's the only thing keeping this from being a typical crap VDay.


meara - Feb 14, 2012 5:13:56 pm PST #7398 of 30001

Valentines was takeout Chinese and scrabble. But he let me win.

See, that sounds like a perfect VD date for me, except I'd rather win against a good opponent and thus feel victorious!

I've only ever dated someone two VDays in my life--in one, we were both out of town for work, and in the other, we broke up a few weeks later and it was kind of sucky.


Hil R. - Feb 14, 2012 5:14:46 pm PST #7399 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've spent pretty much all of Valentine's Day working. Not much of anything going on, except endless hours of grading.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 14, 2012 5:16:33 pm PST #7400 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Ugh, I'm sorry Sean. I hate Valentine's Day, too.


Maria - Feb 14, 2012 5:17:18 pm PST #7401 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I'd give anything for one more lousy valentines day with dh. This has been hard.


Ginger - Feb 14, 2012 5:17:36 pm PST #7402 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

smonster, what guys do for Valentine's Day is often covered by "never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence." I spent years with a bunch of guys in karate, many of whom were in relationships with women they loved, and every year I reminded them about Valentine's Day and several ended up buying flowers at Kroger's on the way home.