My dad gives my mom the same (the exact same) card as he has since, um....well, at least 1967. Maybe earlier, I should ask. And it is a stupid, silly, lame card that he can give to her every year because that first she handed it back to him, laughing because she thought it was a joke.
We're taking a moment ... and we're done.
Oz ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sarameg - Feb 14, 2012 4:35:15 pm PST #7386 of 30001
DavidS - Feb 14, 2012 4:36:22 pm PST #7387 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
My DH is in Cartagena.
What?! Cartagena only exists in pirate movies. Tell him to look out for scallywags.
hippocampus - Feb 14, 2012 4:42:30 pm PST #7388 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
Knowing R, he will come home with scallywags and scurvy.
Valentines was takeout Chinese and scrabble. But he let me win.
P.M. Marc - Feb 14, 2012 4:49:15 pm PST #7389 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I ordered my spouse a totally inappropriate gift for the LULZ and all.
Sadly, though it is SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY, it does not appear to have arrived yet.
(But, you know, this has not stopped me from making ALL the Single Ladies jokes in the world, as it's a Lelo Gentleman's Ring. In purple.)
§ ita § - Feb 14, 2012 4:52:50 pm PST #7390 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, yeah, LULZ. That's exactly what that's for.
Volans - Feb 14, 2012 4:53:54 pm PST #7391 of 30001
move out and draw fire
I sent pr0n to my DH's Kindle fire.
Tell him to look out for scallywags.
His team IS the Scallywags!
Knowing R, he will come home with scallywags and scurvy.
Just because someone gets cholera...
P.M. Marc - Feb 14, 2012 4:55:51 pm PST #7392 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Hey, in my household, it TOTALLY is for the LULZ.
It's like buying a bottle of Ghost Chili sauce for someone who doesn't like spicy foods.
hippocampus - Feb 14, 2012 4:57:56 pm PST #7393 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
Just because someone gets cholera...
Cholera, Swineflu, Deathflu, Rickets, WhateverTHATwasLastYear. Seriously, the man picks up diseases like destination stickers.
I should clarify the 'he let me win' at Scrabble. I'm notoriously bad because I get distracted by all the pretty words I can make. Meanwhile DH is strategically targeting every TW on the board. Thus achieving TW-scores on 'Jerk' and hitting scrabble for 112 points. He's fun to watch.
Volans - Feb 14, 2012 5:00:15 pm PST #7394 of 30001
move out and draw fire
I just had to go to the Lelo site (I feel so unhip).
Gold-plating?
And if I came across found some of those partners' rings, I'd probably try to use them as Jabra headsets.
DavidS - Feb 14, 2012 5:01:16 pm PST #7395 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The remoulade sauce I made for the TJ crabcakes was quite tasty, so now I'm going to lavish it on my...
Shit. I'm cooking a sausage but I just can't put it in that sentence without the meaning going horribly awry.
Anyway. Weenie with remoulade. Nope. Still bad.