There are guys that like to talk about their feelings. Got one of those. But, when someone is mixed up or stressed, they can still come out all wrong. Sometimes it feels better not to say much.

Of course, I was at a wedding this weekend where I have full incidence in the bride and groom- they are going into this marriage with full and open hearts

Confidence silly iphone

My DH is in Cartagena. Yes, he's enjoying a tropical Carribean paradise in a gorgeous hotel on Valentine's Day, while I have a honey-do list a mile long and snow and ice still lingering.

He did send me flowers, but the cats nommed them.

And he's not really having any fun at all...but I'm still more annoying with Valentine's Day than usual.

My dad gives my mom the same (the exact same) card as he has since, um....well, at least 1967. Maybe earlier, I should ask. And it is a stupid, silly, lame card that he can give to her every year because that first she handed it back to him, laughing because she thought it was a joke.

My DH is in Cartagena.

What?! Cartagena only exists in pirate movies. Tell him to look out for scallywags.

Knowing R, he will come home with scallywags and scurvy.

Valentines was takeout Chinese and scrabble. But he let me win.

I ordered my spouse a totally inappropriate gift for the LULZ and all.

Sadly, though it is SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY, it does not appear to have arrived yet.

(But, you know, this has not stopped me from making ALL the Single Ladies jokes in the world, as it's a Lelo Gentleman's Ring. In purple.)

Oh, yeah, LULZ. That's exactly what that's for.

I sent pr0n to my DH's Kindle fire.

Tell him to look out for scallywags.

His team IS the Scallywags!

Knowing R, he will come home with scallywags and scurvy.

Just because someone gets cholera...

Hey, in my household, it TOTALLY is for the LULZ.

It's like buying a bottle of Ghost Chili sauce for someone who doesn't like spicy foods.