I had the guy who wore diapers for fun (he made sure to let me know he IS toilet trained) and he was looking for a Mommy.
My kids are pretty close to grown. Am NOT interested in going backward.
Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate.
Snyder ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
SuziQ - Dec 15, 2011 11:47:07 am PST #4278 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 11:52:49 am PST #4279 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I had a guy who wanted me to knock him unconscious. Because I am who I am, I did take the opportunity to do it once, but then I ran like the wind. That is not foreplay, and you can't assume it's a segue to cunnilingus, dude.
smonster - Dec 15, 2011 11:59:20 am PST #4280 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I once chatted with a guy on OKC who wanted me to leave my underwear (that I was currently wearing)somewhere so he could come get it. I thought about it, briefly, but no.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 12:04:06 pm PST #4281 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You wouldn't have had to meet up with him? But he still had your contact information?
Difficult choice--balancing adding another layer to your OKC drama story, and setting up expectations you probably weren't going to be able to live up to.
le nubian - Dec 15, 2011 12:04:12 pm PST #4282 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
You think this is making P-C feel better?
I'm beginning to wonder!
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 12:06:26 pm PST #4283 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yes! The moral of the story is: You might not find the love of your life, but if you play your cards right, you can find stories to make you the life of the party.
Amy - Dec 15, 2011 12:06:52 pm PST #4284 of 30001
Because books.
you can't assume it's a segue to cunnilingus, dude
Knocking *him* out seems counterproductive to cunnilingus, I have to say.
le nubian - Dec 15, 2011 12:07:40 pm PST #4285 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
(you aren't doing it right!)
Laura - Dec 15, 2011 12:08:21 pm PST #4286 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
I doubt you are making P-C feel better, but you sure are making me feel better for being married forever. I don't even remember dating.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 12:26:28 pm PST #4287 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I wonder if there's a decent niche for that sort of discipline play? I could strap on the gloves and go a few rounds of blows to the head...jesus, I can't single entendre that sentence for the love of me...