I had a guy who wanted me to knock him unconscious. Because I am who I am, I did take the opportunity to do it once, but then I ran like the wind. That is not foreplay, and you can't assume it's a segue to cunnilingus, dude.
Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.
Mal ,'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 11:52:49 am PST #4279 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
smonster - Dec 15, 2011 11:59:20 am PST #4280 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I once chatted with a guy on OKC who wanted me to leave my underwear (that I was currently wearing)somewhere so he could come get it. I thought about it, briefly, but no.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 12:04:06 pm PST #4281 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You wouldn't have had to meet up with him? But he still had your contact information?
Difficult choice--balancing adding another layer to your OKC drama story, and setting up expectations you probably weren't going to be able to live up to.
le nubian - Dec 15, 2011 12:04:12 pm PST #4282 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
You think this is making P-C feel better?
I'm beginning to wonder!
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 12:06:26 pm PST #4283 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yes! The moral of the story is: You might not find the love of your life, but if you play your cards right, you can find stories to make you the life of the party.
Amy - Dec 15, 2011 12:06:52 pm PST #4284 of 30001
Because books.
you can't assume it's a segue to cunnilingus, dude
Knocking *him* out seems counterproductive to cunnilingus, I have to say.
le nubian - Dec 15, 2011 12:07:40 pm PST #4285 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
(you aren't doing it right!)
Laura - Dec 15, 2011 12:08:21 pm PST #4286 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
I doubt you are making P-C feel better, but you sure are making me feel better for being married forever. I don't even remember dating.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 12:26:28 pm PST #4287 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I wonder if there's a decent niche for that sort of discipline play? I could strap on the gloves and go a few rounds of blows to the head...jesus, I can't single entendre that sentence for the love of me...
SuziQ - Dec 15, 2011 12:35:07 pm PST #4288 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
In the actual dating front, nothing is happening here. I closed all my attempts at online dating and I'm just kinda doing the wait and see thing. I know, not proactive but I'll get there when I'm ready.
Anyway, CJ has been very vocal about how he doesn't think I should date and that he would want to meet anyone I think I want to go out with (to which I have replied that I'm the adult and I get to choose). Recently, his tune has changed. Now I can go out with a guy as long as CJ gets something out of it. Not sure if I mentioned it here or in Natter, but K-Bug has been trying to set me up with her mechanic (don't think it is going to go anywhere). CJ heard about this and decided this was ok, especially if he could help CJ find a car.