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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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smonster - Dec 15, 2011 10:50:06 am PST #4268 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

The added benefit of online dating is that I could regale my friends and relatives with stories about the people with whom I interacted on a weekly basis.

Ah, yes. I now have such fabulous tales to tell as "The Tedious Cokehead," "You Can't Map an Old Person Onto a Pet," and "Tell Your Fat Bitch of a Sister...".

Nora Deirdre - Dec 15, 2011 10:52:13 am PST #4269 of 30001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

"You Can't Map an Old Person Onto a Pet,"

Is this the guy you went on that picnic with at Audubon Park when you first moved here?

brenda m - Dec 15, 2011 10:55:36 am PST #4270 of 30001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I remember that guy. I love that guy! (Not actually.)

ChiKat - Dec 15, 2011 10:56:20 am PST #4271 of 30001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

My personal fav is "I have 6,000 sex toys and would like to use them on you."

Ummmm.......no.

Please note that this is not because I'm against sex toys. In fact, I am very much in favor of them. However:

1) This was an initial email. Not exactly nice to meet you conversation.

2) 6,000??? Really?? That's a serious monetary investment. And, let's do the math. Assume you were to use 3 per day. That's still several YEARS worth of toys.

3) And this is my biggest issue, how many used them before me? Not enough ngah in the world.

Hil R. - Dec 15, 2011 10:57:16 am PST #4272 of 30001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My favorite online dating story is "Once we figure that out, we can transcend being made in God's image, and actually BECOME GOD!"

ChiKat - Dec 15, 2011 10:57:50 am PST #4273 of 30001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Mormon?

Hil R. - Dec 15, 2011 10:59:05 am PST #4274 of 30001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Mormon?

Jewish. Met him on JDate.

erikaj - Dec 15, 2011 11:14:09 am PST #4275 of 30001

Always Anti-fascist!

I had a guy who wanted to give me a shower. I thought that was unusual but it seems to be a crip-girl fantasy trope of some sort. Um...could I sound more like Sheldon? But that one made me get my anthropologist on.Especially when he liked me more after I said "You'd beat some guy's ass if he talked to your sister like you just talked to me. I'm somebody's sister, too, dumbass." (A fucking feminine flower, too. Goddamn it.)

Steph L. - Dec 15, 2011 11:24:18 am PST #4276 of 30001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

"I have 6,000 sex toys and would like to use them on you."

Did you ever meet in person? Because if not, you don't have proof he was a human, and you may in fact have been propositioned by SEXBOT 6000!

Honestly, that makes more sense than a human sex-toy hoarder.

smonster - Dec 15, 2011 11:42:24 am PST #4277 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Is this the guy you went on that picnic with at Audubon Park when you first moved here?

Indeed. Mr. I'm-Not-Gonna-Tell-You-How-to-Pronounce-My-Name.

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