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SuziQ - Dec 15, 2011 12:35:07 pm PST #4288 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

In the actual dating front, nothing is happening here. I closed all my attempts at online dating and I'm just kinda doing the wait and see thing. I know, not proactive but I'll get there when I'm ready.

Anyway, CJ has been very vocal about how he doesn't think I should date and that he would want to meet anyone I think I want to go out with (to which I have replied that I'm the adult and I get to choose). Recently, his tune has changed. Now I can go out with a guy as long as CJ gets something out of it. Not sure if I mentioned it here or in Natter, but K-Bug has been trying to set me up with her mechanic (don't think it is going to go anywhere). CJ heard about this and decided this was ok, especially if he could help CJ find a car.

Ginger - Dec 15, 2011 12:35:41 pm PST #4289 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Right at the moment, I could really use someone who wanted me to knock him unconscious.

smonster - Dec 15, 2011 12:38:28 pm PST #4290 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Right at the moment, I'm tempted to knock CJ unconscious (not really).

You wouldn't have had to meet up with him? But he still had your contact information?

Yes, and only via OKC. Not even sure he had my real first name.

§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 12:41:23 pm PST #4291 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I could really use someone who wanted me to knock him unconscious.

The downsides make it not worth it, I swear.

Ginger - Dec 15, 2011 12:42:33 pm PST #4292 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

What I'd like is for knocking him unconscious to be our only interaction.

SuziQ - Dec 15, 2011 1:00:11 pm PST #4293 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Right at the moment, I'm tempted to knock CJ unconscious (not really).

Cool thing about karate, I get to knock him around. Legally. Despite being a 15 year old boy, I haven't wanted to punch him in the neck in the last 48 hours. I count that as a win.

JenP - Dec 15, 2011 1:45:35 pm PST #4294 of 30001

I dunno, man. I'm feeling a contest coming on. An online version of whatever that movie was where you try and bring the most awful date possible to dinner, which in reality I think is a horrible thing, but, shit, some of these online dating stories are cracking me up.

ChiKat - Dec 15, 2011 1:53:36 pm PST #4295 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Did you ever meet in person? Because if not, you don't have proof he was a human, and you may in fact have been propositioned by SEXBOT 6000!
Honestly, that makes more sense than a human sex-toy hoarder.

I suspect it will surprise no one that I, in fact, did NOT ever meet him in person. SEXBOT 6000 makes much more sense.

JZ - Dec 15, 2011 1:58:47 pm PST #4296 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

An online version of whatever that movie was where you try and bring the most awful date possible to dinner

Dogfight! Which I just saw on a random movie channel a few weeks ago, for the first time in years. So good and so heartbreaking.

I had a couple of alt-weekly classified dating experiences back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, but mostly "Well, that was mildly pleasant but overall rather dull" rather than anything to compare with all y'all's stories.

§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 2:00:26 pm PST #4297 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

An online version of whatever that movie was where you try and bring the most awful date possible to dinner

Also, like Dinner for Schmucks, except I'm not going to learn a heartwarming lesson. That guy was just...let's just say, not able to read a situation.

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