Yes! The moral of the story is: You might not find the love of your life, but if you play your cards right, you can find stories to make you the life of the party.
I got stabbed, you know, right here.
Mal ,'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 12:06:26 pm PST #4283 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Amy - Dec 15, 2011 12:06:52 pm PST #4284 of 30001
Because books.
you can't assume it's a segue to cunnilingus, dude
Knocking *him* out seems counterproductive to cunnilingus, I have to say.
le nubian - Dec 15, 2011 12:07:40 pm PST #4285 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
(you aren't doing it right!)
Laura - Dec 15, 2011 12:08:21 pm PST #4286 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
I doubt you are making P-C feel better, but you sure are making me feel better for being married forever. I don't even remember dating.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 12:26:28 pm PST #4287 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I wonder if there's a decent niche for that sort of discipline play? I could strap on the gloves and go a few rounds of blows to the head...jesus, I can't single entendre that sentence for the love of me...
SuziQ - Dec 15, 2011 12:35:07 pm PST #4288 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
In the actual dating front, nothing is happening here. I closed all my attempts at online dating and I'm just kinda doing the wait and see thing. I know, not proactive but I'll get there when I'm ready.
Anyway, CJ has been very vocal about how he doesn't think I should date and that he would want to meet anyone I think I want to go out with (to which I have replied that I'm the adult and I get to choose). Recently, his tune has changed. Now I can go out with a guy as long as CJ gets something out of it. Not sure if I mentioned it here or in Natter, but K-Bug has been trying to set me up with her mechanic (don't think it is going to go anywhere). CJ heard about this and decided this was ok, especially if he could help CJ find a car.
Ginger - Dec 15, 2011 12:35:41 pm PST #4289 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Right at the moment, I could really use someone who wanted me to knock him unconscious.
smonster - Dec 15, 2011 12:38:28 pm PST #4290 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Right at the moment, I'm tempted to knock CJ unconscious (not really).
You wouldn't have had to meet up with him? But he still had your contact information?
Yes, and only via OKC. Not even sure he had my real first name.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 12:41:23 pm PST #4291 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I could really use someone who wanted me to knock him unconscious.
The downsides make it not worth it, I swear.
Ginger - Dec 15, 2011 12:42:33 pm PST #4292 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
What I'd like is for knocking him unconscious to be our only interaction.