Mormon?
Wash: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. Zoe: We live in a space ship, dear. Wash: So?
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
ChiKat - Dec 15, 2011 10:57:50 am PST #4273 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Hil R. - Dec 15, 2011 10:59:05 am PST #4274 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Mormon?
Jewish. Met him on JDate.
erikaj - Dec 15, 2011 11:14:09 am PST #4275 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
I had a guy who wanted to give me a shower. I thought that was unusual but it seems to be a crip-girl fantasy trope of some sort. Um...could I sound more like Sheldon? But that one made me get my anthropologist on.Especially when he liked me more after I said "You'd beat some guy's ass if he talked to your sister like you just talked to me. I'm somebody's sister, too, dumbass." (A fucking feminine flower, too. Goddamn it.)
Steph L. - Dec 15, 2011 11:24:18 am PST #4276 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
"I have 6,000 sex toys and would like to use them on you."
Did you ever meet in person? Because if not, you don't have proof he was a human, and you may in fact have been propositioned by SEXBOT 6000!
Honestly, that makes more sense than a human sex-toy hoarder.
smonster - Dec 15, 2011 11:42:24 am PST #4277 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Is this the guy you went on that picnic with at Audubon Park when you first moved here?
Indeed. Mr. I'm-Not-Gonna-Tell-You-How-to-Pronounce-My-Name.
SuziQ - Dec 15, 2011 11:47:07 am PST #4278 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I had the guy who wore diapers for fun (he made sure to let me know he IS toilet trained) and he was looking for a Mommy.
My kids are pretty close to grown. Am NOT interested in going backward.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 11:52:49 am PST #4279 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I had a guy who wanted me to knock him unconscious. Because I am who I am, I did take the opportunity to do it once, but then I ran like the wind. That is not foreplay, and you can't assume it's a segue to cunnilingus, dude.
smonster - Dec 15, 2011 11:59:20 am PST #4280 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I once chatted with a guy on OKC who wanted me to leave my underwear (that I was currently wearing)somewhere so he could come get it. I thought about it, briefly, but no.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2011 12:04:06 pm PST #4281 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You wouldn't have had to meet up with him? But he still had your contact information?
Difficult choice--balancing adding another layer to your OKC drama story, and setting up expectations you probably weren't going to be able to live up to.
le nubian - Dec 15, 2011 12:04:12 pm PST #4282 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
You think this is making P-C feel better?
I'm beginning to wonder!