'Shindig'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
"I have 6,000 sex toys and would like to use them on you."
Did you ever meet in person? Because if not, you don't have proof he was a human, and you may in fact have been propositioned by SEXBOT 6000!
Honestly, that makes more sense than a human sex-toy hoarder.
Is this the guy you went on that picnic with at Audubon Park when you first moved here?
Indeed. Mr. I'm-Not-Gonna-Tell-You-How-to-Pronounce-My-Name.
I had the guy who wore diapers for fun (he made sure to let me know he IS toilet trained) and he was looking for a Mommy.
My kids are pretty close to grown. Am NOT interested in going backward.
I had a guy who wanted me to knock him unconscious. Because I am who I am, I did take the opportunity to do it once, but then I ran like the wind. That is not foreplay, and you can't assume it's a segue to cunnilingus, dude.
I once chatted with a guy on OKC who wanted me to leave my underwear (that I was currently wearing)somewhere so he could come get it. I thought about it, briefly, but no.
You wouldn't have had to meet up with him? But he still had your contact information?
Difficult choice--balancing adding another layer to your OKC drama story, and setting up expectations you probably weren't going to be able to live up to.
You think this is making P-C feel better?
I'm beginning to wonder!
Yes! The moral of the story is: You might not find the love of your life, but if you play your cards right, you can find stories to make you the life of the party.
you can't assume it's a segue to cunnilingus, dude
Knocking *him* out seems counterproductive to cunnilingus, I have to say.
(you aren't doing it right!)