Oh that's just a silly picture, sure. But I have heard stories. Okay, story singular. But it did involve an orgy and a gal with a bowl of guacamole. And a couple other people who, up until that moment, had never understood the erotic possibilities of guacamole. True fax, mang.
Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.
'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Burrell - May 03, 2013 8:46:26 pm PDT #29727 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Cass - May 03, 2013 9:29:05 pm PDT #29728 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
And a couple other people who, up until that moment, had never understood the erotic possibilities of guacamole.
Okay, I love avocados but I don't love avocados.
Their kink seems entirely consensual, so yay them? But ... I don't get it.
Trudy Booth - May 03, 2013 9:42:48 pm PDT #29729 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Not even a tiny bit?
I mean, you'd cuddle, right? Maybe a little "over the peel"?
Cass - May 03, 2013 9:53:19 pm PDT #29730 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I am not that kind of omnivore.
Calli - May 04, 2013 2:19:04 am PDT #29731 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Sexual uses for guacamole figured in an SG-1 fic I read back in the day.
beekaytee - May 04, 2013 6:09:43 am PDT #29732 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
Sexual uses for guacamole figured in an SG-1 fic I read back in the day.
Bwuh?
Great.
Now I'm picturing T'ealc in ways I would rather not.
sj - May 04, 2013 7:31:33 am PDT #29733 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Sexual uses for guacamole figured in an SG-1 fic I read back in the day.
You learn something new from buffistas every day.
I'm still feeling kind of lousy today. TCG is going to be gone most of the day on a hike, which I cannot do. So, now I'm trying to figure out what I ca do with my day that will make me feel better.
erin_obscure - May 04, 2013 7:52:55 am PDT #29734 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
I'm trying to figure out the sexual uses for guacamole thing but I keep coming back to how unpleasant the onions and garlic would be on sensitive skin. Ouch. Clearly my non-vanilla trends are still in the baking aisle.
Pix - May 04, 2013 7:55:59 am PDT #29735 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I do not at all understand the guac as aphrodisiac thing. Instead, I'm choosing to think about the fact that it is almost 10 and I'm still in bed. I love Saturday mornings.
Pix - May 04, 2013 8:13:05 am PDT #29736 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Coffee (which I need): I run my first race tomorrow! Only a 5K, but I'm excited and nervous.