And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Beverly - Sep 14, 2012 12:04:37 am PDT #20225 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Neosporin is a combination of three drugs: bacitracin, neomycin, and polymixin; I am violently allergic to polymixin. I use Bacitracin instead, and sparingly, as I have had mild reactions to that.

Bandaid adhesive actually dissolves my skin, and many surgical adhesive tapes do as well. I use gauze pads and either paper or silk adhesive tape instead of band-aids. When the injury is to a finger, I wrap the gauze around the finger and tape the tape to itself and avoid touching skin as much as possible. And remove the bandage as early as possible.

Nora, I'm so sorry about Tom's scary injury, and I'm glad he got treatment. Here's to a swift and uncomplicated recovery.

Sean, I'm very sorry about the travel schedules. And I hope the pain is quickly and simply dealt with.


smonster - Sep 14, 2012 2:33:41 am PDT #20226 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Texted in sick. Boss has same thing.

Hi Bev! How's life in B-ham?


Aims - Sep 14, 2012 3:40:08 am PDT #20227 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So, in today's episode of "Shit My Daughter Says That is Vaguely Insulting", she and I are going to write a book together and in it, she is going to "use her imagination" to make me a "beautiful woman".

I might need a makeover.


Lilty Cash - Sep 14, 2012 4:39:23 am PDT #20228 of 30001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Unemployment isn't agreeing with me. I actually watched The Steve Harvey Show yesterday. AND I LIKED IT. *whimper*


ChiKat - Sep 14, 2012 5:09:33 am PDT #20229 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

So that great guy I met on OKC? Just broke up with me via text. Asshole.


Lilty Cash - Sep 14, 2012 5:20:43 am PDT #20230 of 30001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Ugh, ChiKat, what an asshat!


Calli - Sep 14, 2012 5:23:52 am PDT #20231 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

What a jerk, ChiKat!


billytea - Sep 14, 2012 5:26:56 am PDT #20232 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Sheesh. Stay gold, Ponyboy.


ChiKat - Sep 14, 2012 5:38:53 am PDT #20233 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I immediately called him and told him that was shitty. Whatever. I really am wondering if relationships are worth it.


Lilty Cash - Sep 14, 2012 5:43:41 am PDT #20234 of 30001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I had an ex dump me via email on my birthday. He knew my wrath.