Everybody plays each other. That's all anybody ever does. We play parts.

Saffron ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Sep 14, 2012 5:09:33 am PDT #20229 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

So that great guy I met on OKC? Just broke up with me via text. Asshole.


Lilty Cash - Sep 14, 2012 5:20:43 am PDT #20230 of 30001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Ugh, ChiKat, what an asshat!


Calli - Sep 14, 2012 5:23:52 am PDT #20231 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

What a jerk, ChiKat!


billytea - Sep 14, 2012 5:26:56 am PDT #20232 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Sheesh. Stay gold, Ponyboy.


ChiKat - Sep 14, 2012 5:38:53 am PDT #20233 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I immediately called him and told him that was shitty. Whatever. I really am wondering if relationships are worth it.


Lilty Cash - Sep 14, 2012 5:43:41 am PDT #20234 of 30001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I had an ex dump me via email on my birthday. He knew my wrath.


sumi - Sep 14, 2012 6:26:59 am PDT #20235 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Scrappy - Wow. I hope that the second doctor is right.


ChiKat - Sep 14, 2012 6:27:41 am PDT #20236 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh Lilty. That's horrible. He should have really suffered for that.


sj - Sep 14, 2012 6:45:34 am PDT #20237 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

So, in today's episode of "Shit My Daughter Says That is Vaguely Insulting", she and I are going to write a book together and in it, she is going to "use her imagination" to make me a "beautiful woman".

I might need a makeover.

{{{Aims}}} You are gorgeous as always. I'm curious though, do you put yourself down in front of Em? Because I know I was pretty insulting to my mom when I was growing up, thinking she wasn't pretty, but if I look back on it it was because she was so often telling me how ugly she was. I was a kid, and I believed her.

{{{ChiKat}}} I'm sorry. I hope someone better comes along.


le nubian - Sep 14, 2012 6:49:27 am PDT #20238 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I think I gasped at every other post above this morning. I am speechless. Except for this:

Neosporin is a combination of three drugs: bacitracin, neomycin, and polymixin; I am violently allergic to polymixin.

okay, this is good to know. apparently someone needs to read labels.

Chikat, try to have a good weekend. You are good to be rid of the asshole.