So, in today's episode of "Shit My Daughter Says That is Vaguely Insulting", she and I are going to write a book together and in it, she is going to "use her imagination" to make me a "beautiful woman".
I might need a makeover.
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Sep 14, 2012 3:40:08 am PDT #20227 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Lilty Cash - Sep 14, 2012 4:39:23 am PDT #20228 of 30001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Unemployment isn't agreeing with me. I actually watched The Steve Harvey Show yesterday. AND I LIKED IT. *whimper*
ChiKat - Sep 14, 2012 5:09:33 am PDT #20229 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
So that great guy I met on OKC? Just broke up with me via text. Asshole.
Lilty Cash - Sep 14, 2012 5:20:43 am PDT #20230 of 30001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Ugh, ChiKat, what an asshat!
Calli - Sep 14, 2012 5:23:52 am PDT #20231 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
What a jerk, ChiKat!
billytea - Sep 14, 2012 5:26:56 am PDT #20232 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Sheesh. Stay gold, Ponyboy.
ChiKat - Sep 14, 2012 5:38:53 am PDT #20233 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I immediately called him and told him that was shitty. Whatever. I really am wondering if relationships are worth it.
Lilty Cash - Sep 14, 2012 5:43:41 am PDT #20234 of 30001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
I had an ex dump me via email on my birthday. He knew my wrath.
sumi - Sep 14, 2012 6:26:59 am PDT #20235 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Scrappy - Wow. I hope that the second doctor is right.
ChiKat - Sep 14, 2012 6:27:41 am PDT #20236 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Oh Lilty. That's horrible. He should have really suffered for that.