What a jerk, ChiKat!
River: You gave up everything you had. Simon: [Chinese] Everything I have is right here.
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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Calli - Sep 14, 2012 5:23:52 am PDT #20231 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
billytea - Sep 14, 2012 5:26:56 am PDT #20232 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Sheesh. Stay gold, Ponyboy.
ChiKat - Sep 14, 2012 5:38:53 am PDT #20233 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I immediately called him and told him that was shitty. Whatever. I really am wondering if relationships are worth it.
Lilty Cash - Sep 14, 2012 5:43:41 am PDT #20234 of 30001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
I had an ex dump me via email on my birthday. He knew my wrath.
sumi - Sep 14, 2012 6:26:59 am PDT #20235 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Scrappy - Wow. I hope that the second doctor is right.
ChiKat - Sep 14, 2012 6:27:41 am PDT #20236 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Oh Lilty. That's horrible. He should have really suffered for that.
sj - Sep 14, 2012 6:45:34 am PDT #20237 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
So, in today's episode of "Shit My Daughter Says That is Vaguely Insulting", she and I are going to write a book together and in it, she is going to "use her imagination" to make me a "beautiful woman".
I might need a makeover.
{{{Aims}}} You are gorgeous as always. I'm curious though, do you put yourself down in front of Em? Because I know I was pretty insulting to my mom when I was growing up, thinking she wasn't pretty, but if I look back on it it was because she was so often telling me how ugly she was. I was a kid, and I believed her.
{{{ChiKat}}} I'm sorry. I hope someone better comes along.
le nubian - Sep 14, 2012 6:49:27 am PDT #20238 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I think I gasped at every other post above this morning. I am speechless. Except for this:
Neosporin is a combination of three drugs: bacitracin, neomycin, and polymixin; I am violently allergic to polymixin.
okay, this is good to know. apparently someone needs to read labels.
Chikat, try to have a good weekend. You are good to be rid of the asshole.
sj - Sep 14, 2012 7:09:01 am PDT #20239 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Wow, I thought I had sensitive skin, but I'm good with neosporin and bandaids will occasionally make my skin a little red, but nothing like what was described above.
Hivemind advice please: Before I went away from my cousin's wedding I brought one of my trashy diva dresses to be altered because it was gaping under the arms a bit. Somehow the tailor ended up making it tighter in the waist where it certainly did not need to be tighter and even looser under the arms. So, do I take it back to the guy who screwed it up and make him fix it? Or do I take it to another tailor and pay more money to have it fixed, assuming the first guy really doesn't know what he is doing?
le nubian - Sep 14, 2012 7:15:36 am PDT #20240 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
You need to ask for your $$ back from bad tailor and take it to a new tailor.
(edited to add the "r" in your so I didn't sound like Mr. T.)