We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Sep 14, 2012 2:33:41 am PDT #20226 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Texted in sick. Boss has same thing.

Hi Bev! How's life in B-ham?


Aims - Sep 14, 2012 3:40:08 am PDT #20227 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So, in today's episode of "Shit My Daughter Says That is Vaguely Insulting", she and I are going to write a book together and in it, she is going to "use her imagination" to make me a "beautiful woman".

I might need a makeover.


Lilty Cash - Sep 14, 2012 4:39:23 am PDT #20228 of 30001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Unemployment isn't agreeing with me. I actually watched The Steve Harvey Show yesterday. AND I LIKED IT. *whimper*


ChiKat - Sep 14, 2012 5:09:33 am PDT #20229 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

So that great guy I met on OKC? Just broke up with me via text. Asshole.


Lilty Cash - Sep 14, 2012 5:20:43 am PDT #20230 of 30001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Ugh, ChiKat, what an asshat!


Calli - Sep 14, 2012 5:23:52 am PDT #20231 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

What a jerk, ChiKat!


billytea - Sep 14, 2012 5:26:56 am PDT #20232 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Sheesh. Stay gold, Ponyboy.


ChiKat - Sep 14, 2012 5:38:53 am PDT #20233 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I immediately called him and told him that was shitty. Whatever. I really am wondering if relationships are worth it.


Lilty Cash - Sep 14, 2012 5:43:41 am PDT #20234 of 30001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I had an ex dump me via email on my birthday. He knew my wrath.


sumi - Sep 14, 2012 6:26:59 am PDT #20235 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Scrappy - Wow. I hope that the second doctor is right.