Job doesn't pay enough.
Religious news outlet digitally alters the Situation Room photo. Bad rulebreakers. Bad, bad rulebreakers.
Why give me a cold? Seriously! Why?
You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 10, 2011 5:44:23 am PDT #7678 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
§ ita § - May 10, 2011 5:45:18 am PDT #7679 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Who hasn't?!
I haven't! By a guy either. I expect it should be epic, if I were to slip up and allow that sort of shit.
Wait...I have no self-confidence. Maybe that's why I'm immune.
Okay, going back to bed with some cough syrup.
Jesse - May 10, 2011 5:46:30 am PDT #7680 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Aw, man.
I did always wonder who posted the "normal" "personal assistant" jobs that were looking for an attractive young woman....until it turned out I knew one of them! This slightly skeevy guy who was a friend of a friend and a freelance writer. He figured, why not get some eyecandy with his dry cleaning? Shudder.
Vortex - May 10, 2011 5:54:53 am PDT #7681 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I love how being his "girlfriend" also involves filing.
he does say that he wants a personal assistant who he also goes on dates with. At least he's up front about it.
§ ita § - May 10, 2011 6:02:47 am PDT #7682 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Unrelatedly, can anyone verify or debunk this (NSFW text on SFW image)?
Jessica - May 10, 2011 6:14:55 am PDT #7683 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I feel like I should be paying more attention to my co-workers' hair and fashion choices - I've recieved unexpected compliments from three people today on my hair and clothes and I feel really bad that I have nothing to say in return except "thank you"!
Amy - May 10, 2011 6:18:45 am PDT #7684 of 30001
Because books.
Unrelatedly, can anyone verify or debunk this (NSFW text on SFW image)?
What now? The aroma is supposed to make you better lubricated ? Or make it smell better?
DavidS - May 10, 2011 6:31:18 am PDT #7685 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
and I feel really bad that I have nothing to say in return except "thank you"!
But that is the appropriate response. You don't have to return a compliment with a compliment.
Allyson - May 10, 2011 7:13:24 am PDT #7686 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
The situation room photo made my blood boil yesterday. I was chastised because sexism is ok as long as it is for religious reasons.
Also, I got a royalty statement for $5.35 for Vampire People. I'm still sort of shocked that people buy it. Let's go dancing!
Toddson - May 10, 2011 7:17:43 am PDT #7687 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
In regard to the rapture, I have a card I'm sending a friend. On the front is a vintage picture of a nun and it says "After the rapture". On the inside it says "can I have your stuff?"