Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 10, 2011 5:17:13 am PDT #7668 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Holy crap, it's my one-year anniversary at my job. It both feels like I'm still new, and that I've been here forever.

Congratulations!

I've been at my place over a year and half! I feel like I'm the freshest n00b and that I'll get canned any moment.

Of course, I also feel like my brain is leaking out of my skull. These things might be related.


lisah - May 10, 2011 5:19:17 am PDT #7669 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Here's a job for ... someone:

[link]


amyth - May 10, 2011 5:26:41 am PDT #7670 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Congrats, Jesse!


Jessica - May 10, 2011 5:29:45 am PDT #7671 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Here's a job for ... someone:

Well, it's not a scam. He says so right in the post!


Dana - May 10, 2011 5:30:01 am PDT #7672 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I love how being his "girlfriend" also involves filing.


Sue - May 10, 2011 5:31:01 am PDT #7673 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I love how being his "girlfriend" also involves filing.

I know! Light paperwork??


Dana - May 10, 2011 5:31:23 am PDT #7674 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Come on, man. It's what girlfriends do.


Sue - May 10, 2011 5:32:32 am PDT #7675 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Screw that! Piling is filing, I say.


Amy - May 10, 2011 5:35:39 am PDT #7676 of 30001
Because books.

Just think, there's some lucky woman out there who'll get a job and a guy, all in one! @@


lisah - May 10, 2011 5:44:00 am PDT #7677 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

It's interesting to me that he neither specifies an age range nor says that she should be single.

I could do it!

Except that this kind of attitude would make me have to slap him repeatedly:

got my heart ripped out by a girl and my self confidence ripped to shreds

Who hasn't?! Harden the fuck up!