I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.

Dawn ,'Beneath You'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 10, 2011 5:17:13 am PDT #7668 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Holy crap, it's my one-year anniversary at my job. It both feels like I'm still new, and that I've been here forever.

Congratulations!

I've been at my place over a year and half! I feel like I'm the freshest n00b and that I'll get canned any moment.

Of course, I also feel like my brain is leaking out of my skull. These things might be related.


lisah - May 10, 2011 5:19:17 am PDT #7669 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Here's a job for ... someone:

[link]


amyth - May 10, 2011 5:26:41 am PDT #7670 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Congrats, Jesse!


Jessica - May 10, 2011 5:29:45 am PDT #7671 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Here's a job for ... someone:

Well, it's not a scam. He says so right in the post!


Dana - May 10, 2011 5:30:01 am PDT #7672 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I love how being his "girlfriend" also involves filing.


Sue - May 10, 2011 5:31:01 am PDT #7673 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I love how being his "girlfriend" also involves filing.

I know! Light paperwork??


Dana - May 10, 2011 5:31:23 am PDT #7674 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Come on, man. It's what girlfriends do.


Sue - May 10, 2011 5:32:32 am PDT #7675 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Screw that! Piling is filing, I say.


Amy - May 10, 2011 5:35:39 am PDT #7676 of 30001
Because books.

Just think, there's some lucky woman out there who'll get a job and a guy, all in one! @@


lisah - May 10, 2011 5:44:00 am PDT #7677 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

It's interesting to me that he neither specifies an age range nor says that she should be single.

I could do it!

Except that this kind of attitude would make me have to slap him repeatedly:

got my heart ripped out by a girl and my self confidence ripped to shreds

Who hasn't?! Harden the fuck up!