I feel like I should be paying more attention to my co-workers' hair and fashion choices - I've recieved unexpected compliments from three people today on my hair and clothes and I feel really bad that I have nothing to say in return except "thank you"!
Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?
Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - May 10, 2011 6:14:55 am PDT #7683 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Amy - May 10, 2011 6:18:45 am PDT #7684 of 30001
Because books.
Unrelatedly, can anyone verify or debunk this (NSFW text on SFW image)?
What now? The aroma is supposed to make you better lubricated ? Or make it smell better?
DavidS - May 10, 2011 6:31:18 am PDT #7685 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
and I feel really bad that I have nothing to say in return except "thank you"!
But that is the appropriate response. You don't have to return a compliment with a compliment.
Allyson - May 10, 2011 7:13:24 am PDT #7686 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
The situation room photo made my blood boil yesterday. I was chastised because sexism is ok as long as it is for religious reasons.
Also, I got a royalty statement for $5.35 for Vampire People. I'm still sort of shocked that people buy it. Let's go dancing!
Toddson - May 10, 2011 7:17:43 am PDT #7687 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
In regard to the rapture, I have a card I'm sending a friend. On the front is a vintage picture of a nun and it says "After the rapture". On the inside it says "can I have your stuff?"
Dana - May 10, 2011 7:44:12 am PDT #7688 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Hey, so you know what's better than suspecting your shower has a leak? Discovering at 9:30 that the other shower in your house is not working.
amyth - May 10, 2011 7:52:00 am PDT #7689 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
One of my student interns baked banana bread and brought it into the office today. I can't speak for the population at large, but I feel same as ever.
Dana, urgh.
DavidS - May 10, 2011 8:00:00 am PDT #7690 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Yikes. Every time I click on a link that goes to the LA Times website I get a photo of a face transplant guy in the sidebar and it's really an horrific picture.
tommyrot - May 10, 2011 8:04:56 am PDT #7691 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Five Tips for Curing Vaginal Dryness
Banana bread is one of the five. But I don't know how reliable this source is.
Another link: [link]
Certain smells can actually increase vaginal blood flow. The odor of Good & Plenty combined with cucumber increased vaginal blood flow by 13 percent. Among women who reported becoming extremely aroused by masturbation, a combination of Good & Plenty and banana nut bread showed a 28 percent increase in vaginal blood flow (Get baking, boys!) according to research done by Alan R. Hirsch, M.D., director of the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago.
OK, enough googling for now.
Burrell - May 10, 2011 8:08:38 am PDT #7692 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I'm so sorry Nora. I hope she has a gentle passage, much ~ma to your family.