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Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?

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Allyson - May 10, 2011 7:13:24 am PDT #7686 of 30001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

The situation room photo made my blood boil yesterday. I was chastised because sexism is ok as long as it is for religious reasons.

Also, I got a royalty statement for $5.35 for Vampire People. I'm still sort of shocked that people buy it. Let's go dancing!

Toddson - May 10, 2011 7:17:43 am PDT #7687 of 30001

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In regard to the rapture, I have a card I'm sending a friend. On the front is a vintage picture of a nun and it says "After the rapture". On the inside it says "can I have your stuff?"

Dana - May 10, 2011 7:44:12 am PDT #7688 of 30001

I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Hey, so you know what's better than suspecting your shower has a leak? Discovering at 9:30 that the other shower in your house is not working.

amyth - May 10, 2011 7:52:00 am PDT #7689 of 30001

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

One of my student interns baked banana bread and brought it into the office today. I can't speak for the population at large, but I feel same as ever.

Dana, urgh.

DavidS - May 10, 2011 8:00:00 am PDT #7690 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yikes. Every time I click on a link that goes to the LA Times website I get a photo of a face transplant guy in the sidebar and it's really an horrific picture.

tommyrot - May 10, 2011 8:04:56 am PDT #7691 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Five Tips for Curing Vaginal Dryness

Banana bread is one of the five. But I don't know how reliable this source is.

Another link: [link]

Certain smells can actually increase vaginal blood flow. The odor of Good & Plenty combined with cucumber increased vaginal blood flow by 13 percent. Among women who reported becoming extremely aroused by masturbation, a combination of Good & Plenty and banana nut bread showed a 28 percent increase in vaginal blood flow (Get baking, boys!) according to research done by Alan R. Hirsch, M.D., director of the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago.

OK, enough googling for now.

Burrell - May 10, 2011 8:08:38 am PDT #7692 of 30001

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm so sorry Nora. I hope she has a gentle passage, much ~ma to your family.

Frankenbuddha - May 10, 2011 8:14:15 am PDT #7693 of 30001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Glad to hear your DH is on the mend, Scrappy.

Much peace-ma to Nora and her family.

Beverly - May 10, 2011 8:24:55 am PDT #7694 of 30001

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

All good thoughts to Grace, her surgical team, and her family today.

Nora, gentle comfort to your family as they say goodbye.

Lee - May 10, 2011 8:25:29 am PDT #7695 of 30001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm taking a break from all the work I'm not really doing to try to find a stretch class near me. I'm not having much luck, but I did discover that my town's Parks and Recreations has a cookie making and beer class a few times a month.

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