ita, how far did you go? Isn't the 2D playing at the Landmark?

So...Buffista couples. Own up. What would you look like if Graham Norton read your texts with your SO on international TV. Cute? Embarrassing? Offensive?

Pete has sent me one text. Ever. I would really like a steak & veg pie. Enough to text.

Yikes! Glad you caught it, Scrappy!

ita, there will be other movies you need to seek out in 2-D. You and your FH will cross paths several more times, narrowly missing each other, before finally being thrown together by some amusing coincidence.

Oh, poor Scrappy's DH! So glad you guys caught it.

So...Buffista couples. Own up. What would you look like if Graham Norton read your texts with your SO on international TV. Cute? Embarrassing? Offensive?

A lot of them would be very boring and logistical did-you-remember type texts. Many pictures of cute pets. Some are amusing out of context: "Will do. Have fun bouncing today."

ita, how far did you go? Isn't the 2D playing at the Landmark?

I went to the Rave. Before AMC Century City got really nice, I used to see movies there all the time. They pretty much have all nice screens. So I picked them over the Landmark. Though I forgot you have to pay for parking, which takes the shine off pre-noon prices. So maybe not again.

there will be other movies you need to seek out in 2-D

Well, I can tell which ones he's going to see because I was totally staring during previews, so maybe I'll just have to see them multiple times.

Ack, Scrappy! Drama!

I am so hydrated. My veins better be good tonight, fuck it.

So, I stumbled upon something that claimed to be women's #3 sex fantasy. So I decided to look at lists thereof. Wow, writing about women's sexuality is pretty damned bad in the mainstream. So apologetic and splainy.

Aww. Graham Norton picked a relationship in his audience and read the couple's text messages and they were so insanely sweet. They called each other pickle and angel and honeypuff in just about every message, and signed off with "xx."

Those two were, indeed, maxadorable. And Graham was sweet to them at a point where he could have played for the gagging jokes. Instead, it seemed like he really wished he was somebody's honeypuff.

eta: plus, hadn't they been together for some surprisingly long period of time? I remember thinking, 'good on 'em for keeping the romance alive.'

Not that long. Four years, married.

Okay, most of these woman's fantasy lists are the same (but warn some things are impossible--like a MMF threesome with both men bisexual--but that's what fantasies are for, no?), but so far only one has listed incest as a top female fantasy. Srsly?

some things are impossible--like a MMF threesome with both men bisexual

Wait, why is that impossible? Does it create a wormhole? Is it just that hard to find two men who'll admit they're bi?

Apparently, yes. But, then again, you're also allowed to be straight and want to have sex with a woman for the tender closeness you can't get with a man.

So.

I have made 4 dozen mini cupcakes and a dozen and a half pumpkin muffins. mac is being a pill, a stinky refusing a shower up to late 10 year old pill. I am going to bed. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms and sup moms and aunts and daughters and sons.