Yeah... That went well.

Mal ,'Trash'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - May 07, 2011 6:30:19 pm PDT #7429 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Yikes! Glad you caught it, Scrappy!

ita, there will be other movies you need to seek out in 2-D. You and your FH will cross paths several more times, narrowly missing each other, before finally being thrown together by some amusing coincidence.


Pix - May 07, 2011 6:42:24 pm PDT #7430 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Oh, poor Scrappy's DH! So glad you guys caught it.

So...Buffista couples. Own up. What would you look like if Graham Norton read your texts with your SO on international TV. Cute? Embarrassing? Offensive?

A lot of them would be very boring and logistical did-you-remember type texts. Many pictures of cute pets. Some are amusing out of context: "Will do. Have fun bouncing today."


§ ita § - May 07, 2011 6:46:36 pm PDT #7431 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita, how far did you go? Isn't the 2D playing at the Landmark?

I went to the Rave. Before AMC Century City got really nice, I used to see movies there all the time. They pretty much have all nice screens. So I picked them over the Landmark. Though I forgot you have to pay for parking, which takes the shine off pre-noon prices. So maybe not again.

there will be other movies you need to seek out in 2-D

Well, I can tell which ones he's going to see because I was totally staring during previews, so maybe I'll just have to see them multiple times.

Ack, Scrappy! Drama!

I am so hydrated. My veins better be good tonight, fuck it.

So, I stumbled upon something that claimed to be women's #3 sex fantasy. So I decided to look at lists thereof. Wow, writing about women's sexuality is pretty damned bad in the mainstream. So apologetic and splainy.


beekaytee - May 07, 2011 6:46:49 pm PDT #7432 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Aww. Graham Norton picked a relationship in his audience and read the couple's text messages and they were so insanely sweet. They called each other pickle and angel and honeypuff in just about every message, and signed off with "xx."

Those two were, indeed, maxadorable. And Graham was sweet to them at a point where he could have played for the gagging jokes. Instead, it seemed like he really wished he was somebody's honeypuff.

eta: plus, hadn't they been together for some surprisingly long period of time? I remember thinking, 'good on 'em for keeping the romance alive.'


§ ita § - May 07, 2011 6:53:45 pm PDT #7433 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not that long. Four years, married.

Okay, most of these woman's fantasy lists are the same (but warn some things are impossible--like a MMF threesome with both men bisexual--but that's what fantasies are for, no?), but so far only one has listed incest as a top female fantasy. Srsly?


Zenkitty - May 07, 2011 7:00:14 pm PDT #7434 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

some things are impossible--like a MMF threesome with both men bisexual

Wait, why is that impossible? Does it create a wormhole? Is it just that hard to find two men who'll admit they're bi?


§ ita § - May 07, 2011 7:01:40 pm PDT #7435 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Apparently, yes. But, then again, you're also allowed to be straight and want to have sex with a woman for the tender closeness you can't get with a man.

So.


msbelle - May 07, 2011 7:15:34 pm PDT #7436 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I have made 4 dozen mini cupcakes and a dozen and a half pumpkin muffins. mac is being a pill, a stinky refusing a shower up to late 10 year old pill. I am going to bed. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms and sup moms and aunts and daughters and sons.


SuziQ - May 07, 2011 7:19:52 pm PDT #7437 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I bought stuff to make cupcakes. Was all in the mood to bake and then, zap, not in the mood anymore. And now I want a cupcake.


meara - May 07, 2011 7:42:02 pm PDT #7438 of 30001

but warn some things are impossible--like a MMF threesome with both men bisexual--but that's what fantasies are for, no

...so not impossible. IJS.

DVT is scary, Scrappy, wow! I'm always alert for it with all the plane travel i do. SO glad you caught it in time!!