Not that long. Four years, married.
Okay, most of these woman's fantasy lists are the same (but warn some things are impossible--like a MMF threesome with both men bisexual--but that's what fantasies are for, no?), but so far only one has listed incest as a top female fantasy. Srsly?
some things are impossible--like a MMF threesome with both men bisexual
Wait, why is that impossible? Does it create a wormhole? Is it just that hard to find two men who'll admit they're bi?
Apparently, yes. But, then again, you're also allowed to be straight and want to have sex with a woman for the tender closeness you can't get with a man.
So.
I have made 4 dozen mini cupcakes and a dozen and a half pumpkin muffins. mac is being a pill, a stinky refusing a shower up to late 10 year old pill. I am going to bed. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms and sup moms and aunts and daughters and sons.
I bought stuff to make cupcakes. Was all in the mood to bake and then, zap, not in the mood anymore. And now I want a cupcake.
but warn some things are impossible--like a MMF threesome with both men bisexual--but that's what fantasies are for, no
...so not impossible. IJS.
DVT is scary, Scrappy, wow! I'm always alert for it with all the plane travel i do. SO glad you caught it in time!!
A lot of them would be very boring and logistical did-you-remember type texts. Many pictures of cute pets. Some are amusing out of context: "Will do. Have fun bouncing today."
yeah, this is me, e.g., last text is: "I went to burger kong to get a coffee."
Without having seen the Norton show, I'm certain the bit was rehearsed, so it's not exactly random.
Graham said he was looking for a different type of texts, so i figured he did luck out.
Their texts were "i went to burger king pickle" type communications.
Heh. Well, earlier I was having sexy chat with someone and suddenly got a text of
Not too bad. I used screenprinting ink, washed the soles with my showerhead, and then qtips to get in the grooves.
To which I was all "What? I think that sounds way kinkier (qtips in the grooves?) than anything we've been talking of..."
But, then again, you're also allowed to be straight and want to have sex with a woman for the tender closeness you can't get with a man.
Please. Whoever came up with that clearly hasn't slept with the same women I've slept with. "Tender closeness", what is that? - with teeth, maybe. Very close with the teeth. What's with the biting anyway? Does my aspect just invite biting? Is there a tattoo on my back that says "bite me; no, literally"?