I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 07, 2011 6:53:45 pm PDT #7433 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not that long. Four years, married.

Okay, most of these woman's fantasy lists are the same (but warn some things are impossible--like a MMF threesome with both men bisexual--but that's what fantasies are for, no?), but so far only one has listed incest as a top female fantasy. Srsly?


Zenkitty - May 07, 2011 7:00:14 pm PDT #7434 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

some things are impossible--like a MMF threesome with both men bisexual

Wait, why is that impossible? Does it create a wormhole? Is it just that hard to find two men who'll admit they're bi?


§ ita § - May 07, 2011 7:01:40 pm PDT #7435 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Apparently, yes. But, then again, you're also allowed to be straight and want to have sex with a woman for the tender closeness you can't get with a man.

So.


msbelle - May 07, 2011 7:15:34 pm PDT #7436 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I have made 4 dozen mini cupcakes and a dozen and a half pumpkin muffins. mac is being a pill, a stinky refusing a shower up to late 10 year old pill. I am going to bed. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms and sup moms and aunts and daughters and sons.


SuziQ - May 07, 2011 7:19:52 pm PDT #7437 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I bought stuff to make cupcakes. Was all in the mood to bake and then, zap, not in the mood anymore. And now I want a cupcake.


meara - May 07, 2011 7:42:02 pm PDT #7438 of 30001

but warn some things are impossible--like a MMF threesome with both men bisexual--but that's what fantasies are for, no

...so not impossible. IJS.

DVT is scary, Scrappy, wow! I'm always alert for it with all the plane travel i do. SO glad you caught it in time!!


bon bon - May 07, 2011 7:44:40 pm PDT #7439 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

A lot of them would be very boring and logistical did-you-remember type texts. Many pictures of cute pets. Some are amusing out of context: "Will do. Have fun bouncing today."

yeah, this is me, e.g., last text is: "I went to burger kong to get a coffee."

Without having seen the Norton show, I'm certain the bit was rehearsed, so it's not exactly random.


§ ita § - May 07, 2011 8:09:27 pm PDT #7440 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Graham said he was looking for a different type of texts, so i figured he did luck out.

Their texts were "i went to burger king pickle" type communications.


meara - May 07, 2011 8:13:44 pm PDT #7441 of 30001

Heh. Well, earlier I was having sexy chat with someone and suddenly got a text of

Not too bad. I used screenprinting ink, washed the soles with my showerhead, and then qtips to get in the grooves.

To which I was all "What? I think that sounds way kinkier (qtips in the grooves?) than anything we've been talking of..."


Zenkitty - May 07, 2011 8:35:37 pm PDT #7442 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

But, then again, you're also allowed to be straight and want to have sex with a woman for the tender closeness you can't get with a man.

Please. Whoever came up with that clearly hasn't slept with the same women I've slept with. "Tender closeness", what is that? - with teeth, maybe. Very close with the teeth. What's with the biting anyway? Does my aspect just invite biting? Is there a tattoo on my back that says "bite me; no, literally"?