I bought stuff to make cupcakes. Was all in the mood to bake and then, zap, not in the mood anymore. And now I want a cupcake.

but warn some things are impossible--like a MMF threesome with both men bisexual--but that's what fantasies are for, no

...so not impossible. IJS.

DVT is scary, Scrappy, wow! I'm always alert for it with all the plane travel i do. SO glad you caught it in time!!

A lot of them would be very boring and logistical did-you-remember type texts. Many pictures of cute pets. Some are amusing out of context: "Will do. Have fun bouncing today."

yeah, this is me, e.g., last text is: "I went to burger kong to get a coffee."

Without having seen the Norton show, I'm certain the bit was rehearsed, so it's not exactly random.

Graham said he was looking for a different type of texts, so i figured he did luck out.

Their texts were "i went to burger king pickle" type communications.

Heh. Well, earlier I was having sexy chat with someone and suddenly got a text of

Not too bad. I used screenprinting ink, washed the soles with my showerhead, and then qtips to get in the grooves.

To which I was all "What? I think that sounds way kinkier (qtips in the grooves?) than anything we've been talking of..."

But, then again, you're also allowed to be straight and want to have sex with a woman for the tender closeness you can't get with a man.

Please. Whoever came up with that clearly hasn't slept with the same women I've slept with. "Tender closeness", what is that? - with teeth, maybe. Very close with the teeth. What's with the biting anyway? Does my aspect just invite biting? Is there a tattoo on my back that says "bite me; no, literally"?

Yikes, Scrappy. We don't want your DH throwing a clot! That's strokes and deadsville, baby. Thank goodness for Nursey relatives.

Note to self: Hang out with Jen K. more often so she can nip my mortal afflictions in the bud.

but so far only one has listed incest as a top female fantasy. Srsly?

I'm not sure which side of the argument your "Srsly" is coming from and that's your own damn fault what with the cousins and the links and the glayvin.

Scrappy, that's totally scary! I'm glad you caught it early.

I would love to make a flippant comment about my family and incest, but the incidence of relative abuse prevents me.

My sister has suggested I call into her colleague's sex show, but thought it important to suggest I use a pseud. My poor mother.

The nurse came in and asked, without preamble, that I put heating packs on my feet. No faffing around.

Scrappy, I'm glad your husband's DVT was caught early.

sarameg, I hope those probiotics kick in fast.

Happy mother's day to all mothers and those who unofficially fill the role!