That's a great joke, Daisy.
That reminds me of my favorite t-shirt:
"Let go of my ears; I know what I'm doing."
Why couldn't Giles have shackles like any self-respecting bachelor?
Xander ,'Beneath You'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Mar 28, 2011 11:37:55 am PDT #674 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Jesse - Mar 28, 2011 11:40:00 am PDT #675 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ha!
What about the thing with "Where y'all from, bitch?"
Ginger - Mar 28, 2011 11:43:15 am PDT #676 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I know a lot of terrible puns, but I don't know if that meets your criteria.
There's the one about two maggots fighting in dead Ernest.
lisah - Mar 28, 2011 11:46:48 am PDT #677 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
Anything goes, I think! Thanks you guys!
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2011 11:47:21 am PDT #678 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That reminds me of my favorite t-shirt:
Do you get many comments when you wear it?
le nubian - Mar 28, 2011 11:52:38 am PDT #679 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
my favorite joke in high school:
what did the doe do when she got her paycheck?
She blew a few bucks.
le nubian - Mar 28, 2011 11:53:24 am PDT #680 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Jesse - Mar 28, 2011 11:57:12 am PDT #681 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Sadly, now I have Britney Spears singing in my head -- "If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me?"
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2011 11:58:29 am PDT #682 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have Britney Spears singing in my head
Yet you gave me Rod Stewart. Thanks, ever so.
Fred Pete - Mar 28, 2011 12:02:06 pm PDT #683 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Sadly, now I have Britney Spears singing in my head
Please, at least go with the Bellamy Brothers, "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?" If nothing else, they did it first.