That reminds me of my favorite t-shirt:
Do you get many comments when you wear it?
Pretty cool except for the part where I was really terrified and now my knees are all dizzy.
Willow ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2011 11:47:21 am PDT #678 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
le nubian - Mar 28, 2011 11:52:38 am PDT #679 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
my favorite joke in high school:
what did the doe do when she got her paycheck?
She blew a few bucks.
le nubian - Mar 28, 2011 11:53:24 am PDT #680 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Jesse - Mar 28, 2011 11:57:12 am PDT #681 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Sadly, now I have Britney Spears singing in my head -- "If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me?"
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2011 11:58:29 am PDT #682 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have Britney Spears singing in my head
Yet you gave me Rod Stewart. Thanks, ever so.
Fred Pete - Mar 28, 2011 12:02:06 pm PDT #683 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Sadly, now I have Britney Spears singing in my head
Please, at least go with the Bellamy Brothers, "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?" If nothing else, they did it first.
Ginger - Mar 28, 2011 12:02:40 pm PDT #684 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Did you know that there are plans to send cows to the space station? It will be the herd shot round the world.
Why did the boy throw rocks at all the birds on the beach? He wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He was up all night worried about the existence of dog.
DavidS - Mar 28, 2011 12:04:59 pm PDT #685 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Do you get many comments when you wear it?
I don't own it. I just saw it.
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2011 12:11:48 pm PDT #686 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't own it. I just saw it.
Nut up, man. Put your money where your chest is.
quester - Mar 28, 2011 12:13:06 pm PDT #687 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
I wish I could remember the joke my father told where the punchline was "the least common denomen ate her". He was into math puns. Maybe I'll ask on Facebook and see if the sibs remember it.