That's true, nobody ever considers Cthulhu's feelings.
Angel: Just admit it: you think you're gonna ride in, save the day, and sweep Buffy off her--Spike: Like you're not thinking the same thing. Angel: I'm already seeing somebody. Spike: What, dog girl?
'The Girl in Question'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Mar 28, 2011 10:36:28 am PDT #664 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
quester - Mar 28, 2011 11:01:06 am PDT #665 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Heart ~ma for your dad, Sue.
Burrell - Mar 28, 2011 11:04:22 am PDT #666 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Sending ~ma to Sue and Sue's father.
Love the pics of the party, Kat. Your kiddos are so frigging cute! Grace was so Queen of the Ball, too.
Liese S. - Mar 28, 2011 11:09:03 am PDT #667 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Glad to hear about your dad, Barb.
Poor Cthulhu.
tommyrot - Mar 28, 2011 11:13:52 am PDT #668 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Typo Boy - Mar 28, 2011 11:15:46 am PDT #669 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
I skimmed David so maybe Ginger has answered. But one thing the French did was standardize their design. So every plant is essentially the same design (I presume with minor changes over the years as they learn from experience). So you have in depth knowledge developed over decades of how to build them right, and how to take care of them right. I think the design itself may be different, and Ginger can speak to that better than I can, but just standardizing it makes a huge difference in manufacturing quality and safety and maintenance.
lisah - Mar 28, 2011 11:23:09 am PDT #670 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
So my friend has been asked to bring language-oriented to her etymology class this week. Like, jokes that rely on metaphor or euphemism. The assignment is kind of broad. Anybody have any good ones? They can be dirty as long as there is some kind of play on language.
billytea - Mar 28, 2011 11:27:36 am PDT #671 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Q: "What's worse than raining cats and dogs?"
A: "Hailing taxis."
Ginger - Mar 28, 2011 11:35:03 am PDT #672 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
It's not exactly a joke, but there's this:
Zoe: You sanguine about the kind of reception we're out to receive on an Alliance ship, captain?
Mal: Absolutely. What's "sanguine" mean?
Zoe: Sanguine: "Hopeful". Plus, point of interest, it also means "bloody".
Mal: Well, that pretty much covers all the options, don't it?
Daisy Jane - Mar 28, 2011 11:36:02 am PDT #673 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I'm not sure if this counts, but it is my favorite joke, so I'll tell it, you have to say it out loud, in a southern accent, or it doesn't really work.
3 Southern belles all have boyfriends named Bubba. This becomes confusing and is often the beginning of many arguments, so they decide nicknames are in order. They decide they will nick name their bubbas after soda pops.
The first belle says, "I'm gonna nickname my bubba...7-Up, 'cause he's 7 inches long and he's always up."
The second belle says, "Imma nickname my bubba Mountain Dew, 'cause that's all he wants to do is Mount'n'do."
The third belle is hemming and hawing and finally says, "I guess I'll nick name my bubba Jack Daniels."
The other two exclaim, "Sweetheart! You can't do that! That's not a soda pop, that's a hard liquor!"
And she says, "Yeah, I know."