Ha!
What about the thing with "Where y'all from, bitch?"
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 28, 2011 11:40:00 am PDT #675 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ginger - Mar 28, 2011 11:43:15 am PDT #676 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I know a lot of terrible puns, but I don't know if that meets your criteria.
There's the one about two maggots fighting in dead Ernest.
lisah - Mar 28, 2011 11:46:48 am PDT #677 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
Anything goes, I think! Thanks you guys!
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2011 11:47:21 am PDT #678 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That reminds me of my favorite t-shirt:
Do you get many comments when you wear it?
le nubian - Mar 28, 2011 11:52:38 am PDT #679 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
my favorite joke in high school:
what did the doe do when she got her paycheck?
She blew a few bucks.
le nubian - Mar 28, 2011 11:53:24 am PDT #680 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Jesse - Mar 28, 2011 11:57:12 am PDT #681 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Sadly, now I have Britney Spears singing in my head -- "If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me?"
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2011 11:58:29 am PDT #682 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have Britney Spears singing in my head
Yet you gave me Rod Stewart. Thanks, ever so.
Fred Pete - Mar 28, 2011 12:02:06 pm PDT #683 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Sadly, now I have Britney Spears singing in my head
Please, at least go with the Bellamy Brothers, "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?" If nothing else, they did it first.
Ginger - Mar 28, 2011 12:02:40 pm PDT #684 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Did you know that there are plans to send cows to the space station? It will be the herd shot round the world.
Why did the boy throw rocks at all the birds on the beach? He wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He was up all night worried about the existence of dog.