Sadly, now I have Britney Spears singing in my head
Please, at least go with the Bellamy Brothers, "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?" If nothing else, they did it first.
But she was naked! And all... articulate!
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Fred Pete - Mar 28, 2011 12:02:06 pm PDT #683 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Ginger - Mar 28, 2011 12:02:40 pm PDT #684 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Did you know that there are plans to send cows to the space station? It will be the herd shot round the world.
Why did the boy throw rocks at all the birds on the beach? He wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He was up all night worried about the existence of dog.
DavidS - Mar 28, 2011 12:04:59 pm PDT #685 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Do you get many comments when you wear it?
I don't own it. I just saw it.
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2011 12:11:48 pm PDT #686 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't own it. I just saw it.
Nut up, man. Put your money where your chest is.
quester - Mar 28, 2011 12:13:06 pm PDT #687 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
I wish I could remember the joke my father told where the punchline was "the least common denomen ate her". He was into math puns. Maybe I'll ask on Facebook and see if the sibs remember it.
Kathy A - Mar 28, 2011 12:14:21 pm PDT #688 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
One day, a priest and a nun were chatting. The nun said, "Father, do you think that the Church will ever allow the clergy to marry?" The priest answered, "Maybe not in our time, or even our children's time, but maybe in our children's children's..."
Strix - Mar 28, 2011 12:18:02 pm PDT #689 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Man: Use horticulture in a sentence.
Dorothy Parker: You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
Amy - Mar 28, 2011 12:19:48 pm PDT #690 of 30001
Because books.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Aw, the favorite of elementary school kids everywhere! Sara CRACKS up at that joke.
The other one I can think of is a knock-knock.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana. Knock knock.
"Who's there!"
"Banana. Knock knock.
"Who's there?!"
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
Ginger - Mar 28, 2011 12:27:52 pm PDT #691 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
More Dorothy Parker, or at least attributed to her:
Clair Boothe Luce and Dorothy Parker arrive at a door at the same time. Luce gestures for Parker to enter first, saying, "Age before beauty." Parker demurs, replying, "Pearls before swine."
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
A girl's best friend is her mutter.
It serves me right for keeping all my eggs in one bastard.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
Vortex - Mar 28, 2011 12:46:10 pm PDT #692 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Oh, Steph, did you see that the guy who gay-bashed my friend in Covington got convicted last week?
hopefully with a hate crime escalation.